Thread: News: Ex-girlfriend botches stun gun castration

LOL... a friend sent this to me, I had to share.... still giggling. Lorena Bobbit should go on a speaking tour, she could make money. Wolverine, please tell me its just the Swedes and not your people too.

http://www.thelocal.se/18878.html

Ex-girlfriend botches stun gun castration

Published: 16 Apr 09 06:45 CET

A 26-year-old woman from Malmö has been charged for pointing a stun gun at her ex-boyfriend's genitals.

According to the indictment, the couple had decided to meet last spring so the man could retrieve some of his things, the City newspaper reports.

But instead of receiving his belongings, the man found himself with a stun gun pointed at his groin.

“I’m going to castrate you,” said the woman, and fired.

The man managed to lunge backwards at the last instant, however, and thus missed being hit by the weapon's electric shock.

The woman has been charged for illegal weapons possession, attempted assault, illegal threats, and abuse.

TT/The Local (news@thelocal.se/08 656 6518)

Maybe she figured it was like a wart, you could use electricity and zap it off? ::: shrug :::

Maybe in Sweden its sold as a DIY castration kit? Healthcare could be more expensive over there.

Just imagine how shocked her ex would be if she had connected. Would be good to hear how she thought that was going to work out. Maybe stun him then go to kitchen for the next step? Or she truly believed she had al she needed.

Funny in my reading eyes though

Just proves my point all women are nuts. Always trying to go for the groin like thats the body part they have to worry about if they actually make contact.

I think that if anyone pointed anything at our balls and said what she said we'd all suddenly develope super human powers and be able to dodge bullets at will

That's a nasty surprise:

"Honey, it is nice to see you again." Then

"Say goodbye to your balls, motherfucker!"

say what you want but i from my experience think all women are nuts the only difference is to what degree. You can argue it if you want but every female i know even admits it to include my wife of 13 years. I'm not saying its always bad because it isn't and this female fit in the upper echelon.