Thread: Post examples of "woman logic" here.

I do not have this problem, I'm ready to no mater how drunk I am. Also my wife gets crazy when she is drunk but she is does not like to drink that much. Also good call about the pants making her look fat. I normally go no but I do not think the (fabric/color) is you, it makes your skin look pale.

If forced into shopping with females learn about colors it will allow you to cut out of the mall quick if you know how to match colors to skin types. ie spring,summer,fall,winter sort of things.

Originally Posted by DuDDy

Originally Posted by Manse

Does anyone else have the problem of their girl/fiance/wife getting a little drunk'n'horny, telling you you're getting all kinds of lucky later, then continuing to drink to the point she doesn't want to when you get home?

Or is that just me?

lol ive seen this happen to my friends. Their gf is saying all this, so they continue to party and have fun, then next morning i hear them bitching and its about how he got whiskey dick and what not. Then he blames her for wanting to continue to drink, she blames him for not handling his booze. Makes for some funny mornings.

Whiskey dick is not the problem, because I'm usually driving on those night, so I'm slow-rolling a few beers, if I drink at all. It's usually when I'm ferrying around her and all her hot friends. So she and all her friends get worked up, all the friends go do horrible things to their significant others, and I get Drunky McDrunkerson.

Ahhh the joy of being a "single" guy in college, don't take no lip from any girls...but sadly in a couple of years I will be where you old farts are :8

Originally Posted by Rage!

Ahhh the joy of being a "single" guy in college, don't take no lip from any girls...but sadly in a couple of years I will be where you old farts are :8

No, rage. You're going to die sad and alone.

I forget which comedian said it but

Does this outfit make me look fat?
No it's the fat that makes you look fat.

OK I'm going to come clean on this one and i know someones going to say I'm an asshole but here you go. We we're separating at the time so there is alot more than this going on. This is just a piece of a conversation.

W- I don't understand what the problem is.
M- You've put on 100 lbs.
W- Your supposed to love me for me.
M- No one said that there would be 2 of you after 2 years.

A confersation 6 years later while i was at work when she showed up. It was my wife, a female that she hung around with, and myself.

W- You never buy me flowers anymore.
F- Thats just wrong you should buy her flowers.
M- When are you going back to the gym.
F- What does that matter.
W- I don't know i got comfortable and i don't like driving there.
M- Same reason i don't buy flowers I got comfortable.

Maybe I'm a dick but i didn't marry someone that weighed 220 i married someone weighing 120. I also think the word comfortable should be removed from the dictionary for just this reason. Believe it or not I'm not trying to be a dick but being subtile has never worked for me. People don't seem to get the hint and she was no different when it came to that.

Another thing that drives me up a fuckin wall. I don't know if they all do it but I know of several. They start telling you a story or direction for something wether it's by mouth or on paper. Your standing there wishing you had a fuckin decipher ring. They you ask what the hell are you talking about and some of the things they were thinking start coming out.

So the first time you got half the story. The second time you got enough to go with the first to figure out what the fuck they are talking about.Or maybe it's just me but i sure feel like when they are talking they are only saying half of what they are thinking. So where supposed to be able to figure the rest out.

It's probably on purpose to make us think we're the ones that are fucked up.

sometimes when i don't feel like doing something and the woman is talking to me, but standing behind me...


and i am sitting on the couch watching tv.... i hang my head to the side and pretend i am passed out..

it's funny until you get busted..


i don't have anything to add to this thread...... just the typical female logic mentioned