Post examples of "woman logic" here.

**Potemkine** · 04-22-09, 01:46 PM

Here is one from this morning with my step mom....

Last night:

me: wow...you are getting up earlier than normal. Whats up?
SM: Oh..there is always stuff to do

She gets woken up by a call by a detective wondering where I am so I can pick up my firearms ID card. She wakes me up.

I go, and come back. No more than 10 minutes. I say that I am home. I find she is sleeping.
I think to myself "oh I guess she wanted to go back to bed...ok I will let her sleep"

She gets up an hour later and yells at me for not waking her up.

I dont get it

I just accepted responsibility and said sorry.

**Rage!** · 04-22-09, 01:54 PM

wow deathgod, kudos man, way to stand up for all the spineless men around the country :10

**flame** · 04-22-09, 02:19 PM

I love how when I come home the wife asks how was your day and I say, "Good, I built up my control box I am waiting on the guys to finish building the rest of the machine." Then I ask, "How about you?"
She replies, "Well it started out slow, then we got a call and there was a deer by the road on the way there. Then we got there and it was such a bs call and the fire dept guys were dumb, but there was no reason for us to be there so we left....." "Then we went back to post and......" "Dispatch is being dumb and....." "Later we........" "Are you even listening to me?"
"Uh yeah I lost you after the deer."
"Why do I even bother?" she says.
Uh... I think to myself, "I just wanted to know bad or good not every detail"

Why do women think we want to know everything that happened to them? Does she want to know how many wires I stripped? Does she even know what a prox switch is?
Yeah one of these days I should try it, tell her everything that happened.

**WorstPE** · 04-22-09, 02:38 PM

I tried that once. I get the deer in the head light look. Then she'll drift off to somewhere else.

**pharacon** · 04-22-09, 02:43 PM

The real question is what is your weight now as well. Also did she have kids? you got to give them a mulligan on that if they did. If you really want her to lose weight then go exercise with her.

**deathgodusmc** · 04-22-09, 07:19 PM

6'4" 190 lbs i gained 5 lbs over he past 15 years. No we have no kids. She will NOT absolulty fuckin refuses to work out with me. She says im mean because if i go im there to work out not talk to people. They come over i say im busy come back later and she hates it.

So i have my bowflex at home and she has what her 8th gym membership. Shes had as many as 4 different memberships at one time. Then she wanted equipment at the house. So i bought it and like every other female that i know the equipment doubles as a closet for hanging clothes on. So the only excuse she has is she's lazy and wont change the smallest thing in her diet.

**PizzaSHARK!** · 04-22-09, 11:43 PM

holy shit worst one ever....

woman: Do these pants make me look fat?
man: Doesnt matter what you answer you are fucked....

No, the correct answer is:

"No, your fat makes you look fat."

Death already covered it, and I can't remember what comedian that's from, either. Sounds like something Carlin would've said.

Personally I like it when I get bitched at for not looking at her when I'm talking to her. I'll be doing something else (doing dishes, folding laundry, working, whatever) and apparently it's a big deal that I'm not looking at her while she's babbling on about her day at the spa? Hah.

And other guys ask me how I can stand being single so much.

**WorstPE** · 04-23-09, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

6'4" 190 lbs i gained 5 lbs over he past 15 years. No we have no kids. She will NOT absolulty fuckin refuses to work out with me. She says im mean because if i go im there to work out not talk to people. They come over i say im busy come back later and she hates it.

So i have my bowflex at home and she has what her 8th gym membership. Shes had as many as 4 different memberships at one time. Then she wanted equipment at the house. So i bought it and like every other female that i know the equipment doubles as a closet for hanging clothes on. So the only excuse she has is she's lazy and wont change the smallest thing in her diet.

My hero <3