Post examples of "woman logic" here.

**deathgodusmc** · 04-23-09, 02:01 PM

i would have to agree with consultant on that

**Toker** · 04-23-09, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Kimmmmmmmmmmmm

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm

Are you moaning your own name? 'cause thats hot.

I can't imagine moaning my own name in bed. Well, I always try everything atleast once..

**Langrad** · 04-23-09, 02:59 PM

I dunno if I was doing something like that I think it would require me to change the sheets. Also I would be very lonly.

**RottnJP** · 04-23-09, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by HuntnJade

Easy fix... DON'T WAIT!!! hahaha

:P I think I love you!

... Oh, wait- You're only a horn-dog now because we're not married yet... A-ha! I'm on to your fiendishly clever plan!!

**PizzaSHARK!** · 04-23-09, 10:43 PM

Don't do it Rottn, don't do it!

**RottnJP** · 04-23-09, 10:59 PM

Q: Why does the bride always have such a big smile when she's walking down the aisle?

A: No more oral sex!

O.K., so a *bit* of an exageration, but...

**PizzaSHARK!** · 04-23-09, 11:09 PM

Yeah but the term "oral sex" works both ways. I don't think she'd be smiliing.

**flame** · 04-23-09, 11:49 PM

The secretary at work says when you get older all you get is oral sex. Cause all you can do is talk about it.

**eXpress** · 04-23-09, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by flame

The secretary at work says when you get older all you get is oral sex. Cause all you can do is talk about it.

LOL

**fly351** · 04-24-09, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

6'4" 190 lbs i gained 5 lbs over he past 15 years. No we have no kids. She will NOT absolulty fuckin refuses to work out with me. She says im mean because if i go im there to work out not talk to people. They come over i say im busy come back later and she hates it.

So i have my bowflex at home and she has what her 8th gym membership. Shes had as many as 4 different memberships at one time. Then she wanted equipment at the house. So i bought it and like every other female that i know the equipment doubles as a closet for hanging clothes on. So the only excuse she has is she's lazy and wont change the smallest thing in her diet.

Well then thats when you start coming home and being like "Yah so this girl that was on the treadmill next to me at the gym, she was like 'So, are you married?' and I was all like 'Well yeah, but my wife doesn't go to the gym'" Then when your wife starts getting all mad and jealous, just be like "Its ok babe, I guess it doesn't bother me that you don't work out".

i'd do it