Thread: Post examples of "woman logic" here.

Still can't find clip, but I did find the transcript. Funny read.

Rosie: Honey?
My mouth is dry.
Honey. I'm thirsty.
Woody: Umm...

[ Water Runs ]

Woody: There you go. honey
Rosie: When I said I was thirsty it doesn't mean I want a glass of water.
Woody: It doesn't?
Rosie: You're missing the whole point of me saying I'm thirsty. If I have a problem you're not supposed to solve it. Men always make the mistake of thinking they can solve a woman's problem. It makes them feel omnipotent.
Woody: Omnipotent? Did you have a bad dream?
Rosie: It's a way of controlling a woman.
Woody: Bringing them a glass of water?
Rosie: Yes. I read it in a magazine. See. if I'm thirsty I don't want a glass of water. I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, ''Gloria I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth.'' I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
Woody: This is all in the same magazine?
Rosie: You're into control.
Woody: Shut up.
Rosie: See? You make me sick.
Woody: Don't give me the rollover. When I say I'm thirsty it means if anybody has a glass of water, I'd love a sip. When I say I want to make love it means let's screw.
Rosie: Exactly the kind of thing I thought you'd say! I don't like the word ''screw.'' OK? I prefer ''make love'' or ''fuck.'' Screwing is for carpenters.
Woody: Oh. you're going to get it.
Rosie: Oh. honey. Ohh! Where you going?
Woody: Anywhere to get the hell away from you. Psycho chiquita nut case.
Rosie: Oh. come back! I want to make love! Honey. come back! I want to screw! Ah. Forget you then. Piece of shit. Asshole.

White men can't jump.

Originally Posted by WorstPE

Originally Posted by ATEXANnHISGUN

Simple Solution: Help her out and she will be less exhausted for sex at the end of the day! PERIOD! If you help her out, she will have more time to relax and be "ready" for you men.

QFT! guys you gotta do your part.

My wife is a stay at home mom. I come home, help with dishes, cooking, daughter, and cleaning up. So you're argument is null and void in my book. :P

Of course! I mentioned "IF" your wife works.

Edit: Now, WorstPE haven't said anything about not getting any sex. Look at why he has no problems!! Women need more of WorstPE kind of men around. LoL!

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

Originally Posted by WorstPE

Originally Posted by ATEXANnHISGUN

Simple Solution: Help her out and she will be less exhausted for sex at the end of the day! PERIOD! If you help her out, she will have more time to relax and be "ready" for you men.

QFT! guys you gotta do your part.

My wife is a stay at home mom. I come home, help with dishes, cooking, daughter, and cleaning up. So you're argument is null and void in my book. :P

Of course! I mentioned "IF" your wife works.

Edit: Now, WorstPE haven't said anything about not getting any sex. Look at why he has no problems!! Women need more of WorstPE kind of men around. LoL!

Oh I have promlems alright. Alot of them have already been said (last several posts actually lol). But I can all that round the house and still be bitched at because I didn't put my glass in the sink. I put it on the counter. I'M STILL USING IT!!!

Originally Posted by Cybs

SOmeone tell me why I want to get married again?

Tax cuts.

I swear to god, I'm like the only oversexed male on this planet. :1

Originally Posted by WorstPE

Originally Posted by Cybs

SOmeone tell me why I want to get married again?

Tax cuts.

:9

Originally Posted by fly351

Originally Posted by PuppyF4RT

LMFAO, that goes both ways. When my wife and I first met she was pretty much open to anything. I was a swinger for a few years so I picked up some fun little habits. Then we got married (very recently) and BAM missionary. That is all. All of the sudden I'm rethinking this entire ordeal. I would rather her take my cable modem (LMAO) away than her open mindedness!

I'm artist. I chisel things. Like her resolve...

ok so i wasn't ever a swinger, but god missionary gets fucking OLD. i don't get it, when we were first dating, it was pretty much anywhere, anytime, any position. now its missionary. i won't go into detail, but jesus christ. i know what you mean Puppy. we got screwed, and i don't mean literally lol

That sucks for you two. BUT HAHAHA! Puppyfart and Fly, I have a question. Does your wife work and do you have children? If so, maybe she's too tired to ride you after what I've been saying on my thread. Again I might be wrong here. HAHA!

Ok, I'll be straight forward here. Just fucking grab her and put her on another position and voila, she won't say anything but just moan. GOT IT!! Stop complaining and take action!

WorstPE I'm so sorry about that. LOL!