the definitive guide to gangsta shooting

**Flea** · 05-07-09, 03:47 PM

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance

Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!

spray and pray

The "bring your buddy along" firing stance

Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!

Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.

Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating their unique method of combat assault.

The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket. Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!

This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.

While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.

This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".

These two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!

**Tick** · 05-07-09, 03:52 PM

Hehe, nice.

**Consultant** · 05-07-09, 03:53 PM

I'd laugh if the lives these children are living weren't so sad.

If your BEST option, as a 13 year old, is to strap on an AK and try to shoot the other guys....wow. Really depressing.

But hey - lets complain about our country some more.

**Anti-Squeaker** · 05-07-09, 03:58 PM

hilarious. But still sad how people older than I am are trying their hardest to kill each other...

**Toker** · 05-07-09, 04:05 PM

Saw this on some military guy's webpage a few years back.. HILARIOUS STUFF!!

**Toker** · 05-07-09, 04:10 PM

I'm commenting on the stances being used.^^ It is quite sad as I'm sure none of those guys are breathing anymore..

**triggerhappy2005** · 05-07-09, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

I'd laugh if the lives these children are living weren't so sad.

If your BEST option, as a 13 year old, is to strap on an AK and try to shoot the other guys....wow. Really depressing.

But hey - lets complain about our country some more.

It happens in the US too.

**DancingCorpse** · 05-07-09, 05:50 PM

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**jmw_man** · 05-08-09, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by triggerhappy2005

Originally Posted by Consultant

I'd laugh if the lives these children are living weren't so sad.

If your BEST option, as a 13 year old, is to strap on an AK and try to shoot the other guys....wow. Really depressing.

But hey - lets complain about our country some more.

It happens in the US too.

How can anything that happens in the US be compared to something of that scale. I call complete bullshit on that.

**Consultant** · 05-08-09, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by jmw_man

Originally Posted by triggerhappy2005

Originally Posted by Consultant

I'd laugh if the lives these children are living weren't so sad.

If your BEST option, as a 13 year old, is to strap on an AK and try to shoot the other guys....wow. Really depressing.

But hey - lets complain about our country some more.

It happens in the US too.

How can anything that happens in the US be compared to something of that scale. I call complete bullshit on that.

I think he recently watched Boyz in the Hood. South Central L.A. has nothing on Africa...