Thread: Quote: "did hide evidence in his anus"

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Originally Posted by http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/pervwad_hides_cellphone_up_his.php

Pervwad Hides Cellphone Up His Keister

Jeffrey Barrier is a pervwad. One that was standing on a chair taking cameraphone pictures of a naked chick in Cincinnati, Ohio's Aloha Tanning salon. The woman spotted him and police were quickly on the scene.

When cops later confronted Barrier, "he kept denying any involvement of the incident" and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report, Barrier "did hide evidence in his anus."

Ah yes, the ol' cellphone in the anus trick. Been there, Jeffrey. It helps if you turn the ringer off. Say, this reminds me of a song I just made up.

Well, if my ass is a ringin', don't bother callin'
Yeah, if my ass is a ringin', don't bother callin'
If my ass is a ringin', don't bother, my cellphone's in my anus

Hit the jump for a picture of Captain Perv and a copy of the Sherriff's report and court affidavit.

Ohio.

LOL.

That's the state where a guy shot random joggers long before the DC sniper.

You have to respect a man that can kiester a cell phone that quickly.

That takes some dedication.

Draco

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by SoySoldier

Ouch?

maybe, maybe not

If you look at the x-ray, it's pretty far north.

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by SoySoldier

Ouch?

maybe, maybe not

Hope he's not a repeat offender.

ducks for cover

ewwwww