You step..

**Cainun** · 09-08-09, 12:10 PM

On a small shard of glass as you're walking out of the bathroom after your morning shower... Had to spend the past 5 minutes prying the thing out, fucking hell that did not feel great... Right in the middle of my big toe as well.

**Toker** · 09-08-09, 12:13 PM

Why is there shards of glass on your floor?

**DancingCorpse** · 09-08-09, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Toker

Why is there shards of glass on your floor?

PAAAARTAAAAY!

Try running down the side walk barefoot and not seeing the shattered glass all over the sidewalk in front of the house with the most reckless and uncontrolled children ever. I made that mistake once. For some reason the assholes like to take wine glasses and break them all over the fucking street and sidewalk, had to call the cops several times.

**Cainun** · 09-08-09, 12:18 PM

Thats what I'm wondering... My mom did work in the bathroom over the weekend, but she didn't touch any of the glass shit in there...

**Consultant** · 09-08-09, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Cainun

Thats what I'm wondering... My mom did work in the bathroom over the weekend, but she didn't touch any of the glass shit in there...

It was probably broken years ago and got swept out of some dusty corner when your mom was working in there.

It could have fallen out of your mom's dusty corner, if you know what I'm sayin...

**DancingCorpse** · 09-08-09, 03:28 PM

Don't start worrying until lockjaw kicks in. Then I would consider maybe going to your normal doctor. :P

**Consultant** · 09-08-09, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Cainun

Thats what I'm wondering... My mom did work in the bathroom over the weekend, but she didn't touch any of the glass shit in there...

It was probably broken years ago and got swept out of some dusty corner when your mom was working in there.

It could have fallen out of your mom's dusty corner, if you know what I'm sayin...

And FYI - this was totally a joke. Hope your foot is OK.

**Cainun** · 09-08-09, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Cainun

Thats what I'm wondering... My mom did work in the bathroom over the weekend, but she didn't touch any of the glass shit in there...

It was probably broken years ago and got swept out of some dusty corner when your mom was working in there.

It could have fallen out of your mom's dusty corner, if you know what I'm sayin...

And FYI - this was totally a joke. Hope your foot is OK.

Key word was small shard, I'm fine lol. Was just another frustration/annoyance to an already annoying morning.

**Menoske** · 09-08-09, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Cainun

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Cainun

Thats what I'm wondering... My mom did work in the bathroom over the weekend, but she didn't touch any of the glass shit in there...

It was probably broken years ago and got swept out of some dusty corner when your mom was working in there.

It could have fallen out of your mom's dusty corner, if you know what I'm sayin...

And FYI - this was totally a joke. Hope your foot is OK.

Key word was small shard, I'm fine lol. Was just another frustration/annoyance to an already annoying morning.

So are you saying you know what sizes fit in your mom's dusty corner?

**Cainun** · 09-08-09, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Menoske

Originally Posted by Cainun

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Cainun

Thats what I'm wondering... My mom did work in the bathroom over the weekend, but she didn't touch any of the glass shit in there...

It was probably broken years ago and got swept out of some dusty corner when your mom was working in there.

It could have fallen out of your mom's dusty corner, if you know what I'm sayin...

And FYI - this was totally a joke. Hope your foot is OK.

Key word was small shard, I'm fine lol. Was just another frustration/annoyance to an already annoying morning.

So are you saying you know what sizes fit in your mom's dusty corner?

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