Things to say durring those "moments"

**DancingCorpse** · 10-06-09, 12:14 AM

Like when you go to a movie theater and right before the movie starts the power goes out for about 10 minutes.

That happened when I went to ZombieLand on Sunday. About 6 minutes into the darkness and awkward silence in the theater of about 50 people, I shouted out "THIS MOVIE SUCKS! THERE'S NO ACTION!". Everyone in the room broke out laughing. Problem was solved. :P

I remember another time me and my father were at the AutoZone gettin' parts for his '67 Mustang convertible and this couple came in and asked if they have a Dipstick at AutoZone, and my father remarked "No, he took the day off", got a good chuckle out of everyone in earshot.

What do you do/have done in moments of the kind?

**DJ Ms. White** · 10-06-09, 12:29 AM

It involved Madame Bovary, her cigar, and a lewd joke that got me an A and the person who tried to copy me an F. Wish I could remember the specifics.

**Watsyurdeal?** · 10-06-09, 12:36 AM

Mine involved gas and or manure, words that rhyme with them, and me saying "they're both hard to hold in?".

I also do my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression to lighten up the mood.

**LOMAR** · 10-06-09, 12:38 AM

lol, I thought this was going to be a romantic fail thread. those are not funny :3

**Watsyurdeal?** · 10-06-09, 12:40 AM

What's really not funny is Eric Cartman....fat fuck.

**LOMAR** · 10-06-09, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

What's really not funny is Eric Cartman....fat fuck.

Thats a picture of me:

**Stealthyking** · 10-06-09, 01:47 AM

haha Mine took place a couple days after the opening of The Dark Knight (Batman) We were sitting there and the power didnt go out but there was 10 min of the reel blank for some reason and about 5 min it was completely silent all u heard was popcorn and random babies and shit, Theater was Packed. I was like Dam this movies amazing! Got the whole theatre rolling. Just like you haha. It was fun i must say.

**salty99** · 10-06-09, 11:49 PM

LOL I was at Zombieland opening night i believe and the trailer for the next Twilight movie came on. considering everybody in the audience was here to see Zombieland, I don't think there was a single twilight fan in the house

right as the trailer got to the really intense part (girl looked like she was gonna jump off a cliff or something) my buddy jumped up and yells "Don't do it! Edward loves you!" haha. that one made everybody LOL

Man so many great things happen at the movie theater

Like this one time I was there maybe for Iron man, I can't really remember but anywho, This Rastafarian Native American guy comes in and sits next to me in the front row and he is SOOOO WASTED! I've seen few people more drunk than him and I can't remember ever laughing so hard. He was leaning over to different random people saying the craziest things like "Hey, I sneaked a hamburgers in my jackets...burp...I'm gonna take it out later" and "I think I had...I think..,haha...I think I had too much whiskeys tonight" He eventually got kicked out of the theater for being too loud but man, drunk people are so funny to listen too.

**Xoria** · 10-06-09, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

Mine involved gas and or manure, words that rhyme with them, and me saying "they're both hard to hold in?".

I also do my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression to lighten up the mood.

Having met you at QC..I can safely say I would pay money to see you do an Arnold impression..for the sheer irony if nothing else :9

**DancingCorpse** · 10-07-09, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Xoria

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

Mine involved gas and or manure, words that rhyme with them, and me saying "they're both hard to hold in?".

I also do my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression to lighten up the mood.

Having met you at QC..I can safely say I would pay money to see you do an Arnold impression..for the sheer irony if nothing else :9

PWNT! (?)