Came across these and I thought I would share


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.



Leduc Walmart Hottie - m4w
Date: 2009-09-03, 7:17PM MDT

You were a delicious BBW with a stained white t-shirt & a half a dozen kids in tow, I was sporting a skullet with a HD jean vest & short cut-offs. You offered me a dart from your fresh deck & I refused as I don't smoke menthols. I would love to reconsider that offer, and by the way that wasn't my old lady with me that was my parole officer.


There are more but let's work our way to the big ones..lol