Thread: ... you say you would never do it again.

A long long long time ago when the internet was young and there was not AOL instant messanger I would go into IRC chats often.
Well, I got bored at work and found an IRC client on the computer.
"Oh joy"! I thought to myself "I have something interactive to do at work for a change."
Welllllll it didnt turn out as planed...
Evidently there is nothing but cyber chats. :3
But it made for an interesting conversation.
as is the norm for IRC you never give your real information. So I used some random handle and a/s/l information. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

<yabi2> asl
<damaged> 17/m/cali you?
<yabi2> sori
<damaged> sorry?
<damaged> you dont have an asl?
<damaged> are you a computer?
<yabi2> sori im male too
<damaged> we dont have to stick our pen!ses at eachother
<yabi2> lol
<damaged> we can talk about sports and sh!t
<yabi2> sure
<damaged> but if you got to rub one out ill let you go do that
<yabi2> hahaa
<damaged> no seriously, I dont want to be thinking that you have to put plastic wrap on your keyboard to talk to me
<damaged> judging by your typing speed I will assume you are typing 1 handed right now
<damaged> so what is your asl
<yabi2> sorry about that about dude
<damaged> youre done I take it?
<yabi2> im having nosebleed talking to you
<damaged> happens when you have bloodpresure spikes
<yabi2> hahah
<yabi2> you're an american?
<damaged> indeed
<yabi2> ok
<damaged> you still havent given me an asl
<damaged> its only polite
<yabi2> 21 male bacolod city philippines here
<damaged> cool cool. do they speak spanish there?
<damaged> Everyone speaks spanish here
<yabi2> have you been to the philippines
<yabi2> have you been to the philippines?
<damaged> no but I knew a guy from there once
<yabi2> really
<yabi2> a friend of yours?
<damaged> yeah he was short and had huge legs
<damaged> like girthy
<damaged> he also said there were military waypoints with sandbags and machinegun mounts
<yabi2> so where is he now?
<damaged> not sure
<damaged> he moved or something
<damaged> I think he was in a gang and killed some people
<damaged> went to mexico
<yabi2> ows
<damaged> yeah it was kind of shocking.
<damaged> no one could prove he did it but we all knew. you know?
<damaged> Its kind of strange you are from there because he use to come to chat rooms like this a lot
<yabi2> u do find it strange
<yabi2> why is it so?
<damaged> not sure. maybe statistically Filipino's are more likely to come here. IDK im not Filipino
<damaged> do a lot of your friends come here?
<damaged> *HAND CHECK!!!*
<yabi2> nope
<damaged> dude that was weak
<damaged> when you do a hand check you got to get both hands above the keyboard. its the rules! I just want to make sure you arnt paying with your man bits is all
<damaged> you understand dont you brah?
<damaged> so is Bagay a common name?
<damaged> that was my friends name
<damaged> you still there?
<damaged> We can still point pen!ses at each other if you'd like........

And then I was hanging out in the main chanel and there were tons of people like "Any gurlz want to meet up"
Why do people go on a chat room to pickup girls/rapists unless you work for the FBI?
There are no girls on the internet anyways.

Well I learned my lesson for the next 4 years.

There will be an unexpected knock at your door tomorrow morning. Do not answer it. Jump out the window next to the door and make a mad dash for their car.


Just to clarify, run to THEIR car, not yours.

*ppppft*
I live on the third story. Tuck and roll I guess. That Judo is about to come in handy

TMD likes men......

Originally Posted by Guyver

TMD likes men......

No I was trying to save the conversation.
I invested almost 10 minutes talking to this guy. and he was the one beating off at the keyboard!
I was looking for you any ways Guyver. We ALL know about your late night chat room habits.

Originally Posted by Too Much Damage

We can still point pen!ses at each other if you'd like........

How is that not a sig already?

Originally Posted by Glitch

Originally Posted by Too Much Damage

We can still point pen!ses at each other if you'd like........

How is that not a sig already?

It is now!