Thread: The best thing to ever happen to me:

The birth of my son

Marrying my wife


And:



Holy shit! These had been sitting for a week or so now and i finally opened them up just like, 10 minutes ago. I started with one, now im working on my 6th, and I don't even know how it happened. Like, I blinked, and now I'm on my 6th one. Grab some syrup, heat it up, toss a pad of butter in the middle of it, and dip dip dip dip dip dip nom nom nomnomnomnomnonmomnomnomnomn

I might have to hit up one of these soon X____X

I really hope that when your kid is old enough to be on teh internets this post is still floating around. Then I hope he finds it and sees the time you said his birth was on par with eating Pancakes and Sausage on a stick.

I don't know a son might be honored to be compared to sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick, if his father spends his life eating them.

http://jimmydean.com/sitecontent/pan...-original.aspx

Serving Size: 1 Pancake N Sausage (71g)
Servings Per Container: 18

Amount Per Serving
Calories: 220, Calories From Fat: 110


% Daily Value*
Total Fat 13g 20%
Saturated Fat 4g 20%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 20mg 7%
Sodium 350mg 15%
Total Carbohydrate 21g 7%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugars 8g
Protein 6g

Vitamin A 0%. Vitamin C 0%. Calcium 2%. Iron 6%.

You have just eaten:

1,320 calories. (66% DV)
78g of fat. (120% DV)
24g of saturated fat. (120% DV)
120mg of cholesterol (40% DV)
2,100mg of sodium (87.5% DV)

Not including the butter and syrup (I will take a WAG and say... +600 calories, +15g fat, +12g sat fat, +6g cholesterol, +400mg sodium).

FOR A SNACK.

When you're 45, on the gurney sucking oxygen, going in for your fourth quad bypass after your third heart attack, I hope you remember fondly your time with the highly-processed, MSG-laden breakfast corndogs from hell, because that's all you're gonna get from them.

Draco

PS: as long as we're getting a nanny state, maybe Obama and Co can outlaw this kind of crap as part of some kind of health initiative. :P