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    12-03-09, 03:50 PM #1

    Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards without hitting a tree and a fire hydrant.

    Oooohhhh.

    Got any Tiger jokes?
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    12-03-09, 03:53 PM #2

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Why did Tiger's wife use the 7-iron to bust out the window of his Escalade? She didn't like the driver!
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    12-03-09, 03:54 PM #3

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Due to recent events, Tiger's "people" have advised him to change his name to that of another cat... Cheetah
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    12-03-09, 03:54 PM #4

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Quote Originally Posted by WileECyte
    Why did Tiger's wife use the 7-iron to bust out the window of his Escalade? She didn't like the driver!
    LOL!
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    12-03-09, 04:16 PM #5

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Man I feel bad for Tiger and his wife.
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    12-03-09, 05:07 PM #6

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

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    Man I feel bad for Tiger and his wife.
    I just feel bad for their kids.

    Grown folks will handle grown folk business - famous ones will do it in the public light...the kids are the only innocents. (maybe the wife...but beating him and smashing his car with a golf club were unwise choices though)
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    12-03-09, 05:25 PM #7

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianator365
    Man I feel bad for Tiger and his wife.
    I just feel bad for their kids.

    Grown folks will handle grown folk business - famous ones will do it in the public light...the kids are the only innocents. (maybe the wife...but beating him and smashing his car with a golf club were unwise choices though)
    pffft the kids will be fine, in fact they will now get x2's the xmas, birthday gifts.
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    12-03-09, 06:42 PM #8

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    All of Tiger's competition is now calling his wife on the phone... to ask how to beat Tiger.
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    12-03-09, 11:11 PM #9

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Man I feel bad for Tiger and his wife.
    This whole thing has just reinforced my belief that the media are absolute scum not fit to breathe the same air or drink the same water as the rest of us.

    What the fuck happened to reporters having some fucking decency? Who gives a shit about Tiger Woods' personal life? It ain't our fuckin business!
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    12-04-09, 06:42 AM #10

    Re: Whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK!
    Man I feel bad for Tiger and his wife.
    This whole thing has just reinforced my belief that the media are absolute scum not fit to breathe the same air or drink the same water as the rest of us.

    What the fuck happened to reporters having some fucking decency? Who gives a shit about Tiger Woods' personal life? It ain't our fuckin business!
    To be fair, TMZ and the National Inquirer were the ones to break the story. CNN, MSNBC, etc are just reporting what they discovered.
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