Al Gore - Poet

**Consultant** · 12-10-09, 01:01 PM

I finally composed myself enough and wiped the tears from my eyes long enough to post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBhMnlXBTE

Your thoughts?

You know...Neptune's bones are dissolving and the horsemen are readying their stirrups.

must.......not..........laugh at work.

**dex71** · 12-10-09, 01:10 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Here is our tool......Captain Planet.

And people wonder why there are sooo many "deniers" with that douchebag as the spokesman. Movie filled with lies,ridiculous dooms-day prophecies,and now a lame ass poem from a lame ass guy who is perched to make billions off of playing on the fears of the gullible. Priceless....

If BHO can win the Nobel,might as well name Captain Planet Poet Laureate.

**Consultant** · 12-10-09, 01:15 PM

This isnt about the science of climate change - it is about a ridiculous man saying ridiculous things.

What kills me even more is the fact that in his legion of support staff, nobody told him that reading this poem would be a bad idea. It just makes him look silly!

**WorstPE** · 12-10-09, 01:25 PM

For those who can't watch the video

One thin September soon

A floating continent disappears

In midnight sun

Vapors rise as

Fever settles on an acid sea

Neptune's bones dissolve

Snow glides from the mountain

Ice fathers floods for a season

A hard rain comes quickly

Then dirt is parched

Kindling is placed in the forest

For the lightning's celebration

Unknown creatures

Take their leave, unmourned

Horsemen ready their stirrups

Passion seeks heroes and friends

The bell of the city

On the hill is rung

The shepherd cries

The hour of choosing has arrived

Here are your tools

**Too Much Damage** · 12-10-09, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

This isnt about the science of climate change - it is about a ridiculous man saying ridiculous things.

What kills me even more is the fact that in his legion of support staff, nobody told him that reading this poem would be a bad idea. It just makes him look silly!

But everything he says is ridiculous.

**dex71** · 12-10-09, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

This isnt about the science of climate change - it is about a ridiculous man saying ridiculous things.

What kills me even more is the fact that in his legion of support staff, nobody told him that reading this poem would be a bad idea. It just makes him look silly!

He must have the same kind of supporters that the first-round American Idol contestants have.

Oh.....that was great! ....You should do this in public on the biggest venue you can find. :P

**dex71** · 12-10-09, 01:45 PM

And making fun of AlGore on the internet is somehow ironic...

**WorstPE** · 12-10-09, 01:57 PM

I've read the poem over and over again. And really it doesn't make any sense. He just discribed Waterworld, Mad Max, The Day After Tomorrow, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and the four horsemen.

**BruceBloodMaster** · 12-10-09, 03:22 PM

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How can people Actually believe anyting this Nutcase has to say?? He should go back to wherever he came from and just live out his life in quiet serenity and then drop dead but Nooooooooooo he Loves his role as Mr Doomsday !