Crazy Child Custody

**Axeager** · 12-29-06, 09:52 AM

Tampa , Fl (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Tampa
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence w as apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the WASHINGTON REDSKINS, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

-Blackhawk

**Trot** · 12-29-06, 09:59 AM

LOL GO COWBOYS! DOWN WITH TO!!

**digital** · 12-29-06, 10:14 AM

Blackhawk, that is BS pie.

**Axeager** · 12-29-06, 10:19 AM

Don't believe, look it up. LoL

-Blackhawk

**Consultant** · 12-29-06, 01:53 PM

I heard it as a FSU Seminoles joke. My poor noles...

**FutureDukeSg** · 12-29-06, 02:20 PM

haha thats effin halarious... i was readin and was like damn poor kid.... haha hell yea screw the red skins
oh and btw... any you guys see philly OWN the cowgirls

that was for you trot... and all u other cowgirl believers...

**Just_Another_Noob** · 12-29-06, 02:37 PM

now thats fucked up... I love the redskins... and even with a shitty record they managed to beat the cowboys...

**Hit_Sqd_Creative** · 12-29-06, 02:40 PM

This is a joke....right

Aww, geeze now a days I dont know what to believe. :|

**shady.graves** · 01-10-07, 09:30 AM

LOL!!!! 2 Freggin funny. I was cought up in the story, I admit. Funny punchline.. Funny because it's true... .

**Trot** · 01-10-07, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by FutureDukeSg

haha thats effin halarious... i was readin and was like damn poor kid.... haha hell yea screw the red skins
oh and btw... any you guys see philly OWN the cowgirls

that was for you trot... and all u other cowgirl believers...

my cowgirls will bounch back!!!!! need to get rid of TO. i would have never brought that distraction to the Cowboys.