What does YOUR name mean?

**Tick** · 02-08-10, 12:09 AM

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

**vafaskillz** · 02-08-10, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by Tick

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

word.

My name isn't even on there, but I am sure I could define myself as a pimp daddy, bad ass gamer.

For what its worth, vafa means loyalty in persian 8)

**bust331** · 02-08-10, 12:18 AM

Andrew

Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him...

The boy's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior".

The Newest breed of Penguin.

My secrets out, I'm actually a penguin.

**Watsyurdeal?** · 02-08-10, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by bust331

My secrets out, I'm actually a penguin.

I knew it! That's why you seem so evil!

**Stealthyking** · 02-08-10, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Tick

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

Duh, But its for fun, Its not like we actually believe that the definition is true...Why be sucha debbie downer?

**~~hawgballs~~** · 02-08-10, 10:33 AM

1. James 5719 up, 1614 down
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Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
sexy hot women attracted nice good-looking
by jimbojonesyeahman Jan 30, 2008 share this
2. James 2122 up, 1005 down
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A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!
james jamesly james0rz favourite fantastic
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3. James 902 up, 458 down
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In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"

"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"

"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
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by Eurohistorian Jan 10, 2008 share this

4. James 879 up, 445 down
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Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
James: "A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite" - Damn Straight!
james jim jimmy urban dictionary
by SomeoneintheUK Sep 3, 2008 share this
5. james 228 up, 79 down
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Best effing friend ever.
Amazing much?
total cutie.
Woah, theres my bffl right there yo.

I love my james!
cute funny crazy alcholic flirt
by Samiaha Oct 14, 2009 share this
6. James 212 up, 108 down
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Amazing, long beautiful flowing locks of hair, sexually stimulating. Enormous penis. Stunning personality, always gives to the poor and needy, Nobel Prize winner, successful author, musician. Very wealthy.
Damn, you an amazing James
sexy amazing beautiful gorgeous phantasmagoric
by brettcockrum Jun 6, 2009 share this
7. James 176 up, 129 down
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A man with a Amazing Mustache that just seems to Entrance you
Guy 1: Hey you see that guys Mustache?

Guy 2: Yeah its like totally Uber Awesome

Girl 1: I just want to fuck James and his mustache!!!!!!
mustache jimmy skinny insane retarded
by The True 3n1gm4 May 29, 2009 share this

**jmw_man** · 02-08-10, 10:39 AM

Matt 5920 up, 1533 down
buy matt mugs, tshirts and magnetsancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

**jmw_man** · 02-08-10, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Anubis

Matt: 1)ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

:P

EGH...We are king

**Toker** · 02-08-10, 10:58 AM

1. Frankie 307 up, 127 down
usually an extremely good looking person with a huge penis.
Woman 1: "wow, did you see that guy over there, he was hot!"

Woman 2: "Yeh, I bet his name was Frankie"
frankie sexy hot penis huge

2. Frankie 174 up, 67 down
one of the most amazing people on the planet; very talented artist and musician. Makes the perfect lover, tremendously endowed.
See perfect.
Man, I wish I had Frankie as my boyfriend.

Sounds about right....

**Coyote Warlady** · 02-08-10, 11:25 AM

LoL! These are funny!... and Walker will like the first one HAHA!

Julie

A girl who talks too much but also very hottt!

Julie

The most amazing girl that ever walked this earth.The most BEAUTIFUL eyes and shes funnny as hell. She is drop dead gorg. Ur mouth automaticly drops when u see her. Full of love and makes Thee funniest facil expressions ever. The best girlfriend imagineable..

Julie

Julie is the name only given to those who deserve and respect it. There is no
such thing as simply "A Julie," as anyone with the name of Julie deserves
special recognition, because, obviously, it is the best name in the world.
Anyone named Julie should be addressed as "The Julie" because no Julie is
ordinary and each and every Julie is worthy of such a title; their name is
Julie.

Bystander one: Did you just see that beautiful woman walking?
Bystander two: Yes, it was The Julie

Julie

an awesome girl that loves her friends, family, and animals. cares for earth, and is a strong supporter of many opinions. a very opinionated person. open minded to all suggestions and loves to have a good time. straight-edge. always down for a partyyy.

Julie

A beautiful woman who can make anyone smile. She snorts when she laughs, and is very quirky. A wonderful person to be around, and a great friend, the very best.
Did you see that girl making everyone smile, her name must be julie.
beautiful wonderful funny whistler hottie

Julie

The most beautifull walking girl on the planet. she is very lovable! her eyes are gorgeous. her smile can light up the room. she will try to make your day better when she is misrable. most likely to flirt with evey guy, but when she's taken, she will be loyal, and only flirt with him. she's the most amazing friend! she can be a bitch but thats just her(: veryy hot. a great kisser and great in bed (: