Group wants to redesign hot dogs to prevent choking

**flame** · 02-22-10, 06:05 PM

another case of parents trying to pass the blame. Watch your kids, cut their food, learn Heimlich maneuver and cpr.

Some parents are morons. I have made calls where kids choked on cheerios. Its got a whole in the middle? Dumbest one was giving a little kid corn nuts.

You cant fix stupid....

**drfroob** · 02-22-10, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

If you're stupid enough to choke on a hotdog, you deserve not to breathe. Maybe then you'll learn dammit.

Darwinian Evolution at its finest :10

**Fajita!** · 02-22-10, 07:37 PM

I'm surprised the thread has gotten this far without any penis jokes

**DonVitoJr** · 02-22-10, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Fajita!

I'm surprised the thread has gotten this far without any penis jokes

You would...

**MuadDib** · 02-22-10, 08:44 PM

Gas for the trip to the grocery store: $3.99

Package of hotdogs : $5.99

Choking on that hotdog because your a Tard: Priceless.

**Red_Lizard2** · 02-22-10, 08:54 PM

I love how all of you act like a person has to be a complete moron to choke on something. I guess i must be a complete retard for almost choking twice

Or you can stop being stupid and realize its possible to choke and just about fucking anything you eat, thus why its good to know CPR and the heimlich.

**...bigdog...** · 02-22-10, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by MuadDib

Gas for the trip to the grocery store: $3.99

Package of hotdogs : $5.99

Choking on that hotdog because your a Tard: Priceless.

Originally Posted by http://parenting.families.com/blog/choking-hazards

In 2000, 160 children died from choking related episodes and another 17,537 were treated. Of the children treated, 60% choked on a food item. Candy and gum were the cause of 25% of the choking episodes and in children under the age of four coins made up 18% of the choking-related episodes. The rates were highest for children under the age of one and decreased with age up to fourteen. The statistics were compiled by the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System-All Injury Program and analyzed by the CDC.

According to the American Academy of Pediatrics these items are the top choking hazards for children under age 4:

Hot dogs
Nuts and seeds
Chunks of meat or cheese
Whole grapes
Hard, sticky candy
Popcorn
Chunks of peanut butter
Raw vegetables
Chewing gum

Hopefully, none of those people who died are friends of yours, or may be in the future.

this isn't about adults choking on hotdogs. It's about kids, dufus.

**Guyver** · 02-22-10, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

If you're stupid enough to choke on a hotdog, you deserve not to breathe. Maybe then you'll learn dammit.

It's a kid............................ :5

**MuadDib** · 02-22-10, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by ...bigdog...

Originally Posted by MuadDib

Gas for the trip to the grocery store: $3.99

Package of hotdogs : $5.99

Choking on that hotdog because your a Tard: Priceless.

Originally Posted by http://parenting.families.com/blog/choking-hazards

In 2000, 160 children died from choking related episodes and another 17,537 were treated. Of the children treated, 60% choked on a food item. Candy and gum were the cause of 25% of the choking episodes and in children under the age of four coins made up 18% of the choking-related episodes. The rates were highest for children under the age of one and decreased with age up to fourteen. The statistics were compiled by the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System-All Injury Program and analyzed by the CDC.

According to the American Academy of Pediatrics these items are the top choking hazards for children under age 4:

Hot dogs
Nuts and seeds
Chunks of meat or cheese
Whole grapes
Hard, sticky candy
Popcorn
Chunks of peanut butter
Raw vegetables
Chewing gum

Hopefully, none of those people who died are friends of yours, or may be in the future.

this isn't about adults choking on hotdogs. It's about kids, dufus.

Woops, didn't read that right. My brain is not functioning correctly today... my bad!

( I still stand by what I said, but only for adults.)

**Bulletshell** · 02-22-10, 10:22 PM

anyone know how to feed a kid these days seriouly........ I have two kids and letting a 4 year old or below handle a whole hotdog is plane stupid and only asking for trouble to begin with. Ever hear the term "cutting it up in bite sized pieces" gezzzzzzzzzz. Coinage i would have thought would have been higher as they put everything in their mouth at those ages.