Thread: Group wants to redesign hot dogs to prevent choking

they said coin shaped hotdogs that have been cut are the ones that they choke on. Like the chunks in beenie weenies.

I don't eat hotdogs, and my kid is good at just throwing up crap he chokes on. Oranges. Tomatoes. Batteries. etc.

Originally Posted by ...bigdog...

they said coin shaped hotdogs that have been cut are the ones that they choke on. Like the chunks in beenie weenies.

I don't eat hotdogs, and my kid is good at just throwing up crap he chokes on. Oranges. Tomatoes. Batteries. etc.

It's like anything else these days. Parents don't want to have to do their job and leave it up to society to do it for them. :9

That may be true. But the same could be said for not providing safety equipment in the workplace, or outlawing the use of asbestos.

"omg, people should learn to hold their breath if they're going to work around it, I mean jeeeez".

you know, i cant help but laugh at the sexual pun of 'choking' on a 'hotdog'.

edit: bunni's-not-awake-yet spelling for-the-win!

CHICAGO (AP) — When 4-year-old Eric Stavros Adler choked to death on a piece of hot dog, his anguished mother never dreamed that the popular kids' food could be so dangerous.

Some food makers including Oscar Mayer have warning labels about choking, but not nearly enough, says Joan Stavros Adler, Eric's mom.

Lol, so what is nearly enough? You need a fucking BIG ass warning label that says "Hey, to all you dumb fucking parents, CHOP YOUR KIDS FOOD UP SMALLER BECAUSE THEY CANT SWALLOW BIG PIECES! And why we are on this note, be sure to actually SUPERVISE your childrens eating habbits instead of watching maury in the morning!"


I fucking hate stupid people....GOD DAMNIT THIS THREAD PISSED ME OFF, I WAS WANTING TO HAVE A GOOD FUCKING DAY TOO!!! FUCK!!!!

Make it idiot proof, and someone will build a better idiot.

Originally Posted by CivilWars

Make it idiot proof, and someone will build a better idiot.

thats why i am a fan of natural selection.

Originally Posted by CivilWars

Make it idiot proof, and someone will build a better idiot.

It is impossible to build a fool proof system; because fools are so ingenious.

why dont these parents know the Heimlich? Its not like its rocket science...

And if you want a fun treat for the kiddies try hotdog squids!



Our little girl loves squidies, though I make them smaller than in that picture.