Thread: bitches are stupid

So... Yes, I'm furious.

I had a test today in my Criminological Theory class. I arrived at class 30-45 min before the test was to be administered. I was sitting in my chair, a long with many other students, studying for the test that was to be administered.

Before we take the exam, everybody has to put their backpacks and shit up at the front of the lecture room. You also have to leave an empty seat between each person. So, as time neared to take the test - more and more people started showing up. Note, I've been sitting my happy ass in the same seat studying for the past 45 min.

This fat-lard of a bitch strolls in and notices that seats are pretty much all gone. So she is standing on the side of the classroom in the aisle looking for a seat. She made eye contact with me and SAW me sitting in my seat, at least 4-5 times. It's also not THAT big of a lecture room (30-40 seats), or at least compared to the 200+ seats that you normally see.

So 2 minutes until the test is passed out, I get up to go put my backpack up at the front of the classroom. I put my backpack in the front, turn around, and notice that fat fucking bitch stole my seat (all within less than 7 seconds) - with a big ass grin on her face like she just stole a fucking cup-cake.

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE YOU BITCH! YOU MADE YOU USE A LEFT-HANDED DESK! FUCKING DOUCHETTE!


/rant

Where's Wayne Brady when you need him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahp8zjSK0X4

Aww, Hub's got a soft spot for the chubbies and he gave his seat up so she wouldn't have to stand.

What a gentleman.

Draco

So, did you confront her?

Could have ran and grabbed a twinkie out of the vending maching real quick to bait her out of it or something.

Originally Posted by Mr. White

They make you shit at the front of the lecture room?

Your classes don't make you do that?

Hub, you should have pwnd her in the face with an AK.

Jeez, what a biatch. Although it is kinda funny.