Thread: Fucking Roommates...

So, I just overheard an entire conversation that my roommate had outside of the room before he came in. Well, lo' and behold he starts talking about me. He starts saying stuff like "I hate him... he sings gay songs (I like classic rock bitch, fuck off)... he's a computer science major... yea he doesn't talk to anyone else around here, he's weird" and so on! Never really gave a reason.

So. I'm going to post some pictures of our dorm and I'm going to post why I fucking hate his fucking ass. But see, you have to know something about me first. I am not a mean person. I bear more asshollery than most people and simply say nothing. Why? I don't know... at first I'm filled with revenge, but eventually I just write it off as him being an asshole simply trying to provoke a reaction out of me.

So, a first a list of why I fucking hate him, then some pictures to prove the more obvious reasons:

• Fucking slob. He does NOT clean after himself. I mean, the only time I've ever seen him clean something was... wait... I haven't.
• He's loud. And not just sometimes. I've never actually talked to him about this, but maybe it's because he's a music major and has been around instruments a lot? Anyway, that's a minor one. OH- Don't believe me? Just listen to the PR podcast... you kept hearing him behind me, no matter what I did... I eventually gave up.
• He's a compulsive liar. I've had to live with him for one year now and believe me when I say he must be fucking he-man. I actually didn't think he was that much of a liar at first (everyone inflates a store a little so it's interesting), but I was talking to one of my (apparently non-existent) friends and I mentioned his name and he goes "Oh, *insert name here*?! He's fucking annoying... he lies about everything!"
• No common courtesy whatsoever. I do not know what I did, but we seemed pretty well off for the first few weeks (other than he was a fucking slob, and I kept asking him to clean his shit up). Later on, he became a complete bitch. Examples: Every fucking second of his life he has to have ESPN Sports Center on. This includes when I'm asleep, on the phone, trying to rest (before he gets to the room) a while, etc. I remember a fun time... I was on the phone, talking to an INTERVIEWER (for a possible internship, which I got) in the room before he got back one time. He walks in the door and just SCREAMS "FUUUUUCK YEAAAAAH!" for no apparent reason. I just said nothing... there was silence for a second... and I just continued talking.
• The final thing I'm going to talk about... I swore I'd never talk about again... but shit has just fucking crossed the line after I overheard him talking shit about me outside the room: He fucking masturbates in the shower and for the longest time, did not clean it up. We have one of those drains with all the holes in it and... well I won't post a picture of that.

Due to my nature, I've probably forgot most of the shit he's done, because to make things easier on myself (or so I tell myself) I just try to zone him the fuck out, and play with you all at TTP or block him out with music and whatnot.
P.S. I'm courteous enough to at least put headphones on when I listen to shit on my computer, other than him, who just turns his up load enough so that he can hear.

Now... I've thought of things I could do to him (I'm savvy enough with computer to trash his completely, forever)... but I keep telling myself no... For one, I've got a good internship ahead of me (and hopefully a job) and don't want a record of violence from something as fucking stupid as this. Two, there's only 1 week left in classes... It took every ounce of patience inside of me to not curse him out as he came in the door (and if I had enough balls I woulda just decked him one in the face as he opened the door).

So - What would you do?

Pictures:
[img width=700 height=507]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x310/Imisnew2/RoomLayout.png[/img]
My Corner.

My Bed.

His Bed.

Left Side Kitchen (from my desk).

Right Side Kitchen (from my desk).

His Corner.

Kitchen Sink.

Entrance to Bathroom.

Bathroom Sink.

Bathroom Toilet.

Bathroom Door.

What a douche he is.

lmfao

slip LSD into his tooth paste or nair into his shampoo bits of insulation(fiber glass) in his clothing stuff like that

Originally Posted by -Sauso-

Tough it out for one more week. Then look back in 10 years and laugh while he asks you for change playing his unplugged electric guitar on the corner.

LOL, I think that is the rock band guitar for teh 360.

at first i thought there was a body under the bed wearing a blue shirt

Oh, and the best is to piss in his cologne, assuming he wears cologne.

Originally Posted by CivilWars

Originally Posted by -Sauso-

Tough it out for one more week. Then look back in 10 years and laugh while he asks you for change playing his unplugged electric guitar on the corner.

LOL, I think that is the rock band guitar for teh 360.

IT IS! ROFLMAO!