Huge Silverback Gorilla vs. Kodiak Grizzly Bear vs. Huge Bengal tiger

**ATXPLEX** · 04-28-10, 01:23 AM

Here are the parameters for this stupendous battle of the beasts. We are only concerned with the biggest and baddest of each of these species. With the unquestioned reliability and accuracy of Wikipedia, i bring you the peak weights for our fighters.

The Silverback gorilla-The underdog in the fight. Wikipedia info- "Occasionally, a Silverback of over 5 ft 11 in weighing 510 lbs. has been recorded in the wild." Our chosen theoretical Silverback will be the biggest yet, towering 6 ft above the ground weighing 520 lbs. He has a large brain.

The Bengal tiger- This quick cat could run circles around these silly beasts. Unquestionably accurate Wikipedia Info "According to the Guinness Book of Records, the heaviest tiger known was a huge male hunted in 1967, measuring 322 cm in total length between pegs (338 cm over curves) and weighing 857 lbs." Our theoretical ferocious feline will tip the scales at 850 lbs.

Kodiak grizzly- The Bear is the elephant in the room but will his physical prowess bring him the title. Wikipedia size Stats-"Mature males average1,051–1,177 lb over the course of the year, and can weigh up to 1,500 lbs at peak times. When standing fully upright on its hind legs, a large male could reach a height of 10 feet." We will make our prototypical Grizzly slightly smaller than the biggest, a little hungry so he will have the most fight and anger in his heart. He will weigh in at 1280 lbs and be 10 feet tall standing up. The Bear seems to have the best shot on paper.

Will primate brains out think the opponent? Climbing a tree to bash the opponents with coconuts or something or maybe barrels and hammers? Will the tiger wrap the deal up with a swift jump to the back of one of the beasts drilling its fierce fangs fatally into the jugular? Will the Bear rear up on its honches and pimp slap these hos, haters, and heathens? You Decide. Vote or Die like puff daddy says. And who doesn't listen to puff daddy? Am i right or what?

**ATXPLEX** · 04-28-10, 01:31 AM

I wish i had videos depicting this battle but i don't so this will have to do.

Battle at Kruger baby- If you havent seen this shit, you don't know what you are missing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

Bears playing hockey-What will some crazy russian think of next? An animal rights activists nightmare, but its funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah3nMStXV4

**ATXPLEX** · 04-28-10, 01:47 AM

Golden Eagles baby-I had to add one more wildlife video for ya. I love me some predators. Top o da food chain baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I

**TehSpaz** · 04-28-10, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by ATXPLEX

I wish i had videos depicting this battle but i don't so this will have to do.

Battle at Kruger baby- If you havent seen this shit, you don't know what you are missing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

heh, in this video, all I can think of when the buffalo finally get close to the calf is "Hostie Found!"

**jason_jinx** · 04-28-10, 09:09 AM

Bengal Tiger FTW!

**Thorsen** · 04-28-10, 09:23 AM

I would expect either the bear or the silverback to win that fight.

**deathgodusmc** · 04-28-10, 10:29 AM

Well cats are ambush predators so i would say right off the bat the tiger would lose. There aren't known for their stamina. Bear is raw power as well as the silverback. So at that point i would have to look at it like a boxing match. The middle weight going to get more jabs in but in the end the heavy weight would deal the knock out blow.

**Consultant** · 04-28-10, 11:24 AM

Silverback...he'd have the eyes and testicles ripped off of those other 2 in about 4 seconds.

**psychonitrous** · 04-28-10, 11:33 AM

It is the Kodiak BROWN bear not GRIZZLY! There is no such thing as the Kodiak Grizzly. Trust me I was born on that island and lived there until I was 15. My Dad still lives there and has a ranch there.

The brown bear would win considering it can easily take a persons head off with one swipe. I have seen what they can do to cattle and have been personally charged by one.

**T_Rattler** · 04-28-10, 11:36 AM

Cats are ambush predators, yes. But because of their speed and ferocity, the tiger has my vote. One strong swipe of the claws and its all over. I have a house cat that weighs in at about 15 lbs, and even he can fuck me up with the biting and clawing when we play too rough. Just imagine what a huge 500lb tiger could do.