Best ways to screw with people in IM chat.

**Kanati** · 10-18-10, 09:09 PM

So I'm feeling real bored sitting here waiting for Thorsen and Max to get their shit together... And on top of that... I'm tired.. So my mind wanders...

Kanati: I said I want 500,000 dollars in unmarked, non-sequential bills. And you can take your proof-of-life and shove it! Do you really want to take that chance!?
<someone>: WTF?
Kanati: Sorry. Wrong window. Disregard.

Seen any nifty, fuck-with-people, things to do in chat?

**Rawr** · 10-18-10, 09:52 PM

I remember my IRC days when I was on gamesnet / gamesurge like 24/7 and they had that one website devoted to IRC chat jokes / screwing with people man I read that shit all the time.

**Rawr** · 10-18-10, 09:53 PM

QDB: Quote Database Home

That's the place... usually had quite a few hidden gems on it.

**Guyver** · 10-18-10, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by Kanati8869

So I'm feeling real bored sitting here waiting for Thorsen and Max to get their shit together... And on top of that... I'm tired.. So my mind wanders...

Seen any nifty, fuck-with-people, things to do in chat?

lol.......

**Alundil** · 10-19-10, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Rawr

QDB: Quote Database Home

That's the place... usually had quite a few hidden gems on it.

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

**Arreo** · 10-19-10, 01:33 PM

Still the best from QDB is:

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

**Graverunner** · 10-19-10, 01:48 PM

BloodNinja is so my favorite.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

The Saga of Bloodninja

there all there and on QDB as well.

**flame** · 10-19-10, 02:08 PM

http://www.teamplayergaming.com/off-...our-pants.html

**Zheta** · 10-19-10, 02:44 PM

I used to mess with people on Omegle...

You: HIIIII !

Stranger: hi

You: would you like a handshake?

Stranger: dude looking for girl

You: or a tailored suit?

Stranger: of course

You: where did you lose her?

Stranger: loose who

You: the girl!

You: you're looking for her

Stranger: well if your a girl then your who im looking for

You: that's very generalized

You: how do you know I'm the right girl??

Stranger: i can just tell

Stranger: im 19 usa

Stranger: male of course

Stranger: u

You: lol

You: of course?

You: did you get a DNA test?

You: are you secure?

You: can you fight wars?

Stranger: yes im clean

You: and build bridges?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

You: ok

Stranger: im in the marines

You: I guess that qualifies

You: ooo

Stranger: cool

You: scary

You: I couldn't do that sort of thing

Stranger: yeah i was just in the sand captial of the world

Stranger: yeah its hard

You: I can't even imagine...

Stranger: yeah i watched 3 men be blown to bits

You: O_o

Stranger: one of the guys hand landed 5 inches away from me

You: em...

You: that's awful...

Stranger: but i did get shot in the arm

Stranger: and it was the worst pain in my entire life

You: Until NOW!!!

You have disconnected.

You: Greetings earthling!

Stranger: heeeey

You: how be it going?

Stranger: goood how about you

You: I am warm, thanks!

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: thats goood

You: do you like chocolate?

Stranger: yesss who doesnt ?

You: chocolate is my favorite earthen delicacy!!

Stranger: lmao

how old aree uu ?

You: 563.56 standard galactic cycles~!!

You: and you!

You: ?

Stranger: whaat

Stranger: ?

You: that's around 24 earth years... my mistake

Stranger: your 24 ?

You: in earth time

You: ^_^

Stranger: okaay /

You: how old are you earthling?

You: is that how you say it?

Stranger: sure uhm 15

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 17 male Scotland

You: I thought scotland was several hundred years old... and unisex

Stranger: True

You: Oh good!

You: I'm not crazy

Stranger: The males favour females here though

Stranger: The sheek are brilliant in bed

Stranger: sheep*

You: sheep?

You: you have luminescent sheep?

Stranger: We have horny sheep

Stranger: I'll sell you one for a fiver

You: A whole sheep?

You: with horns?

Stranger: 17 male Scotland

You: didn't we talk about that already?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Possibly

Stranger: i thought we need to review it though

You: oh!

You: ok

You: I'll get out the textbook

You: huh,

You: Scotland is super old

You: and interesting

Stranger: It is sexy <3

You: you put it in fancy dresses?

You: I would take Scotland to an exclusive cocktail party

You: and dance with it

You: and enjoy the evening

You: take pictures

You: meet famous people

You: etc.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**Graverunner** · 10-19-10, 03:01 PM

man I saw this thing onec, maybe on Cracked. It was like a precursor to chat roullette and this guy was dressed up as cobra commander. He was asking this like 15 year old girl if they tought her in history class how Cobra stole the Statue of Liberty.