You can't open your gatorade bottle

**bust331** · 02-25-11, 01:40 PM

Seriously, I have tried for probably a total of a half hour to get this bottle open. It will not budge.

I'm imagining some factory worker for gatorade is just laughing his ass off at whoever the poor soul got my bottle, like he planned this shit out because he got fired out something.

*$&#

**Rawr** · 02-25-11, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by bust331

Seriously, I have tried for probably a total of a half hour to get this bottle open. It will not budge.

I'm imagining some factory worker for gatorade is just laughing his ass off at whoever the poor soul got my bottle, like he planned this shit out because he got fired out something.

*$&#

Maybe if you started your work out regimen sooner you would be able to open that bottle ;-)

I keed I keed, although that does suck, don't cut up your hands in the process! (Oh and don't try to use a knife and or scissors, been there... it hurts...)

**CivilWars** · 02-25-11, 04:13 PM

Fire is ALWAYS the answer.

**cornfuse** · 02-25-11, 04:43 PM

Try this:

YouTube - Gatorade fail

**bust331** · 02-26-11, 12:25 AM

Don't worry guys, I got it.

**Savage** · 02-26-11, 01:10 AM

ketchup bottles are worse...

**ZoranDaWicked** · 02-26-11, 01:14 AM

No NO NO!! the worst bottle is like a bottle of Apple Sauce or like hot pepper rings. These tops are vac sealed. The apple sauce has sugar which i think melts the damn thing shut. I hate to have my hand snap the bottle in half.