Best Movie One Liners

**Walkerxes** · 03-27-11, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by salty99

"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using"

"Inconceivable!"

"I do not think that word means what you think it means..."

**Drax1970** · 03-27-11, 05:58 PM

Not sure if this made it up there or not... for some reason search isn't finding it so here goes....

"These aren't the droids your'e looking for."

**Drax1970** · 03-27-11, 06:09 PM

" I'll swallow your soul! "

"Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Clatto... Verata... N-
[coughs] "

" Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah. "

A lil older in the series:

"Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
"

Hope none of these are repeats

**Trooper007** · 03-27-11, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

There's also this 1930s comedy I'm trying to remember the name of where all of the jokes are hilarious one liners. People just don't write like that anymore.

I pretty sure you're thinking of the Marx Brother's films like Duck Soup, A Day at the Races and so on. You're right though, stuff in movies isn't written like it used to.

One of my favorite quotes them are:

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know."

Here's a ton more:
YouTube - The Wisdom of Marx - Groucho Marx

**badprimer1** · 03-27-11, 06:22 PM

"You wanna play games? Ok, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Ok. Say hello to my little friend"

" Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch. You old sailor you."

**DJ Ms. White** · 03-27-11, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Trooper007

I pretty sure you're thinking of the Marx Brother's films like Duck Soup, A Day at the Races and so on. You're right though, stuff in movies isn't written like it used to.

One of my favorite quotes them are:

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know."

Here's a ton more:
YouTube - The Wisdom of Marx - Groucho Marx

That's it!

**Keiron** · 03-27-11, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by badprimer1

" Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch. You old sailor you."

"So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking."

"They're *in* the computer?"

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"

**Mustafah** · 03-27-11, 06:56 PM

"And if we're not back by dawn, call the President."

"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!"

"There are some things a man has to do alone. This isn't one of them, I'm going for help."

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
"On a long enough time-line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Actually, almost the entire script for Fight Club is made up of excellent one-liners. But it is rather difficult to find a situation in which to use them in a regular day...or at least my boring ass life, anyhow.

**Cojiro** · 03-27-11, 07:06 PM

"boats n hoes"

"why are you sweaty"
"i was watching cops"

**Drax1970** · 03-27-11, 08:50 PM

"You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches."