Thread: Best Movie One Liners

Originally Posted by Mustafah

"And if we're not back by dawn, call the President."

"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!"

"There are some things a man has to do alone. This isn't one of them, I'm going for help."

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
"On a long enough time-line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Actually, almost the entire script for Fight Club is made up of excellent one-liners. But it is rather difficult to find a situation in which to use them in a regular day...or at least my boring ass life, anyhow.

I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise is one that's good for day to day use.

And what's fonzi like?

Say what one more time

"Let off some steam, Bennet."


"Pain don't hurt."


and of course:

"To crush your enemies, and see them driven before you; and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

Ned Nederlander: Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip,
[shouts]
Ned Nederlander: Nanny!
Lucky Day: Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley!
Dusty Bottoms: Hfurhrmrgurny

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.


American Psycho is such a quotable movie. A true horror film, actually scary, unlike those "whoa something popped out at me suddenly" horror movies.

I'm very disappointed in you all...

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Originally Posted by Adretheon

I'm very disappointed in you all...

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

"Is that the guy with the old balls?"

Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!

No I will not have sex with you!

Originally Posted by moving-target

Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

Ned Nederlander: Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip,
[shouts]
Ned Nederlander: Nanny!
Lucky Day: Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley!
Dusty Bottoms: Hfurhrmrgurny

done! moving-target wins the thread