Thread: Best Movie One Liners

Anything from The Big Lebowski

"Badges? We no need no Stinkin Badges!"

Lighten up Francis!

"In your crash supply you will find; 1 .45 caliber pistol, 1 box of ammunition, 4 days concentrated emergency rations, 1 tiny Russian phrase book, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, $100 in ruples, $100 in gold, 9 packs of chewing gum, 1 issue of prophylactics, 3 lipsticks, 3 pair of nylon stockings...shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with this stuff."

"HOLLYWOOOOOOOD!!!!"

"A black sherriff?!?!"
"It worked in Blazing Saddles."

Originally Posted by deputyfestus

Lighten up Francis!

I hate [insert everything]!

"Zoltan"

"Did you kill a cheetah?"

"Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it."

"Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?"

"I love... carpet."
"I love... desk."
"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
"I love lamp."
"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
"I love lamp. I love lamp."

Fucking awesome movie.

"Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer." - Christopher Plummer as Mike Wallace in The Insider, 1999

“I have to return some videotapes.” - Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, 2000

“I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.” Roger Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988

Originally Posted by SOPEK

there should be a thread for movie scenes and/or dialogue

I'd so post in there too. This whole scene is awesome.





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"You have a bazooka. Why don't you blow some shit up? Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking PlayStation."