Thread: Best Movie One Liners

Originally Posted by hannibal

Hate to be pedantic, but this is an entire scene from American Psycho not a one liner from that movie. For Example,

"I want to kill you and play with your blood."

I'm sorry to have to tell you, but the correct quote is,

"Your an ugly fucking bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood."

I am Patrick Bateman.

I'm watching Aliens as I type this and I have to say, it has some pretty amazing one liners. Especially from the Sarge...example:

Most quotable movies in no order, idiocracy, Pulp fiction, scarface, terminator, star wars movies. DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW...but it isnt amovie.

Idiocracy quotes-
"Me and they guys were thinkin if we could go family style on her?"
"Go away! Baitin!"
" It has Electrolytes."
"South carolina"
" And he talks all gay and shit"
"And i object! i object that he interrupted me while i was watching ow my balls."

Originally Posted by Mr_Blonde_OPS

I'm watching Aliens as I type this and I have to say, it has some pretty amazing one liners. Especially from the Sarge...example:

"I guess she didn't like the cornbread either..."

"I got a bad feeling about this drop."
"You always say that Frost. You always say, 'I got a bad feeling about this drop.'"
"Alright, but when you don't make it home, I'll call your folks..."

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"

"Yeah, man! But it's a dry heat!"

"What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?"

"I don't know which species is worse, Burke. You don't see them fucking eachother over for a goddamn percentage."

"Not bad for a.. human."

Where's my thumb?!?!?!

"I'm your huckleberry."

"Slider...you stink."

"Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart."
"Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?"
"Fart."
"How can you stand that?"
"I don't mind it."

And just because it is better to see than to type it all out.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Boys have a penis and girls have a burjina

ITZ NOT A TUMAH