Best Movie One Liners

**moving-target** · 03-26-11, 11:25 AM

**Kanati** · 03-26-11, 11:32 AM

"What a pair we make, huh? Both trying to hide who we are, both unable to do so. Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough. But you also tilt when you should withdraw... and that is knightly, too. "

**BigHub** · 03-26-11, 11:33 AM

Fucking epic. So many good one-liners here.

"Are you suggesting cocunuts migrate?"

"Not at all, they could be carried."

"What, a swallow carrying a coconut?"

"It could grip it by the husk"

"It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."

**deputyfestus** · 03-26-11, 11:47 AM

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Go, and never darken my towels again!"
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Excuse me while I whip this out." --- "Ahhh!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"He-e-e-e-re's Johnny!"
"Say hello to my little friend!""Schwing!"
"Show me the money."
"It's alive! It's alive!"
"What we've got here is...failure to communicate."

**moving-target** · 03-26-11, 12:05 PM

hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die

**loki2158** · 03-26-11, 12:14 PM

We're going to need a bigger boat...

**SpecOpsScott** · 03-26-11, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by jakt

Gimme da cash!

Chi-ckan...

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Multipass!

I don't want one position, I want all positions!

You, want some more?

Total fucking WIN!

**Stealthyking** · 03-26-11, 12:34 PM

This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights! Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!

I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid.

This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee

You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you?

You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert.

Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that *I* do it. You understand?

Great movie with good quotes!!! Can anyone guess what movie i pulled these quotes from??

**Mr_Blonde_OPS** · 03-26-11, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by jakt

Gimme da cash!

Chi-ckan...

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Multipass!

I don't want one position, I want all positions!

You, want some more?

OMG! You might be the only other person I know who would get the "Chi-cken" quote I use every time I eat chicken. lol So funny. Forgot about the meat popsicle one too.