Thread: May 21st, aka Wez all gunna DIE!!

Originally Posted by space.cowboy

We'll see if you say that after trying the beer I drink.

Besides, I ran out of my favorite tequila and I'm not in the mood for Crown Reserve.

All I know is I had a bunch of "gator bite" shots. The chick told me I should order them so she could practice making them. This after two long islands. 4 shots later... and I still didnt get her number. Its all right I thought the other bartender was hotter.

So if I knew this guy and he was completely convinced, I would put him on the spot and tell him to give me all of his possessions since he wouldnt need them anymore.

*SPOILER ALERT*
It is 9:35 here in Germany, and no one I know has disappeared. So either I and everyone I know is on the wrong list or the reports of the end of the world at 6pm are greatly exaggerated.

Germany is a sinful place.

Speaking of, did y'all hear about the German insurance company that put on an orgy for its top sales reps?

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Speaking of, did y'all hear about the German insurance company that put on an orgy for its top sales reps?

I do love it here. No earthquake at six though.

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i bet someone somewhere gave up so much of their stuff over this that they end up killing themselves when it ends up not being true.

when this does happen they should charge whatshisface with something. manslaughter maybe?

Originally Posted by BigHub

Fuck! I missed the bus!

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I hijacked one of the buses, got it parked in my backyard right now. Seats still available.