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  1. THE TANK
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    #141
    i shall ponder!

    Yours Faithfully

    Roland Rat

    V As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives.
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits.
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were going to St. Ives?

    but the real question is... should we be teaching bigamy in nursery rhymes?
    How is work in the lunchroom, Frankie?
    It's alright.
    Poor Frankie!

  2. Feet under the table
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    #142
    ROFL should we have a dish and spoon run away with eachother.

    VV

    where did they run to? what did the get up to??

    ps: WHO else's name is Daniel here xD i'm one !!! haha

  3. Banned
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    #143
    ^They ran to this one place and did things
    Also: Danomeon's name is Daniel :] I know that one!!

    v Do you still hate me?

    and so the epic "Stealing questions from songs" continues :]

  4. THE TANK
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    #144
    I don't hate you, Kogii. You know this.

    V I have classes in an hour, and am currently getting ready. Do you have classes anytime soon?
    When the talking ducks enslave us all, we will finally get our happy baskets of pudding.

  5. Banned
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    #145
    ^ Not til the 31st :d But then its Uni and I have a fucking 3 hour long class >:I

    v Are we the waiting?

  6. THE TANK
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    #146
    You are since you're stuck doing nothing while I write this, but since I am the one writing the comment I most certainly have something to do.

    V You walk into your home and see an alligator named Dave. He assures you that he is a benevolent alligator, and a king where he comes from. He then eats you. What do you do?
    When the talking ducks enslave us all, we will finally get our happy baskets of pudding.

  7. Hi, my name is...
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    #147
    Rip out his eye balls and put them in a dirty jar.

    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How does he do it?
    I'm Francis, this is Grandpa Bill, and THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR.

  8. Smoker
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    #148
    Friday is the name of his horse (sorry: heard it before)

    A frog wants to jump a river that is 8 metres wide. On the first jump it jumps 4 metres, on the subsequent jump it jumps 2 metres, on the next jump it jumps 1 metre, and so on (each jump being half the distance of the previous jump). How many jumps will it take the frog to cross the river?
    RIP Mike Starr

  9. Hi, my name is...
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    #149
    If the frog jumped only 4 meters, wouldn't he fall in the river and drown?

    What dries as it gets wet?
    I'm Francis, this is Grandpa Bill, and THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR.

  10. Smoker
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    #150
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    What dries as it gets wet?
    Umm, paper?

    V(<-IhatethatV) What are you addicted to?

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