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Thread: Sega fanboy retard calls L4D 'graphics over gameplay' haha

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    #11
    Quoted for excellence.

    NodMan wrote:
    Could have sworn I had a post in here somewheres.... Oh well.

    YAH ANOTHER ZOMBIE GAME THAT FOCUSES ON GRAPHICS AND NOT GAMEPLAY WEEEEee!

    No thanks.

    NodMan wrote:
    Played the Demo and it was just like every other Zombie game passed the third Resident Evil. Walk/Run around shoot, aimlessly move towards your goal and hope you don't die. It is a bad game because it focuses on Graphics and the Gameplay is mild at best.

    These first two quotes go to show that you've in fact NOT played the game. Quite possibly this is due to budget constraints, a low end PC, the M rating, zombie racism, or any other number of reasons. Either way, if you HAD played the game, you'd have noted that the above statement was pulled straight out of your a$$. Graphics are not the show here, nor were they advertised as such, despite being rather polished for a somewhat dated engine. Even the majority of posts here seem to point out your blatant stupidity; giving note to the great versatility of the game, and its near infinite replay value (especially with VS mode). Spend 10 minutes with the game, and I guarantee you'll spend countless more. Unless of course you're playing alone, which the case may very well be given your rather high opinion of yourself; the game was not meant to be played solo. Most likely what happened if you DID play the game was you charged willy nilly RAMBO style, got your a$$ handed to you, and said the game sucked because you got owned on Normal or Easy mode.

    NodMan wrote:
    People I knew that said this game was the sh** last week have already stopped playing it lol. It is a bad game and uncle NodMan, is always right.

    Uncle NodMan would be lucky to have people tell them their opinion of the game in person. The aforementioned "people" don't exist. Even the crappiest of reviews gave it an 8, and they were whining about single player play. Uncle Nod must have a terrible track record here if he's as adamant about this as he must be of other views. Thankfully, the majority of the community here has its head on straight, and doesn't take this fellow for face value. A shame the internet gives the village idiots an audience again.

    For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of playing the game, a brief run down. 4 player co-op, as you've probably gathered from earlier posts, in which co-op is MANDATORY. Nod here probably played with his friends at the morgue or something and hated the results. Mind you, the game won't "force" you to play together per se, but if everyone thinks they're a one man army, the game WILL show you you're wrong, and fast. Special "boss" zombies, while weak in a head on fight, capitalize on these moments when the group splits up; their attacks often immobilize the player unless another teammate directly helps them out, so if Johnny Rambo is separated from the group being ripped apart by a Hunter, it's his fault that his friends aren't nearby to help. Conversely, sticking together not only minimizes the above scenarios, but makes getting through levels on the harder settings (only modes worth playing) more likely (though still challenging). The game has a way of getting 4 random people to work together (as far as I've seen in the PC community, can't say for the 360 crowd; and you'll still have ego filled people like Nod ruining groups). which I haven't had the pleasure of finding in the countless games I've played over the years.

    In addition, the game sports a VS mode, which is essentially the campaigns cloned, but the boss zombies are played by human players. This adds a ton of replayability, as the game gets exponentially harder and more interesting with humans governing the boss zombies. However, the Infected side takes even more skill and patience to excel at. While the survivors can make due with 4 decent FPS shooter players, the Infected side HAS to work together; no ifs ands or buts. 1 by 1 rushes will get the Infected team nowhere, because although their attacks are strong, they die to a mere few shots. But when you do land that perfect ambush; a Boomer blinds the survivors and attracts a rushing zombie horde while a smoker singles out a survivor from the rooftops and hangs him to die, and hunters gank another fellow, all the while they're frantically screaming on the mics for help and confused with all the attacks...you can't help but give out a small sadistic giggle at the mayhem you just brought upon the other team.

    This game is full of moments you can recall later with gaming friends, and a whole lot of tense teamplay. You don't disappear into the fray as a member of a 12 man team like you would in TF2; you're integral to the team, and with the right people, you'll be hard pressed to have a better time on any gaming platform.

    Graphics are all this game is about? Hardly. Nod, you may be seated.

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    *bows*

    Hopefully this first salvo in defense of L4D doesnt spark an intergalactic forum battle (I did advertise the forum in my sig there...lol)!

    Not that there's much of a fight between the zombie apocalypse and PSU...

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    Kenny, you win :3 have an internets, free of charge.
    All of these years, all of my training, I have been trying to win the internets....Now that the time has arrived, I dont know what to do. Hopefully my corporate coworkers in the IT Dept don't see my sobbing for joy in my cubicle! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by kenny007 View Post
    *bows*

    Hopefully this first salvo in defense of L4D doesnt spark an intergalactic forum battle (I did advertise the forum in my sig there...lol)!

    Not that there's much of a fight between the zombie apocalypse and PSU...
    Yup, we are gonna start seeing a slew of whine posts calling them game utter crap. Only a matter of time now :zombie03:
    "Light'em Up!"

    "But those are...people..."

    "Not anymore...."

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    That time may be sooner than we think! One of their spies, Chaay, has counter linked our thread here! Beware the coming of our most ridiculous sounding arch nemesis yet, UNCLE NOD!


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    Getting ready for the flame war!

    Molotovs over here!!! :zombie09:
    "Light'em Up!"

    "But those are...people..."

    "Not anymore...."


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    Wow, layin' the digital smack down!
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    Valve Patch Scheduled for November 29th, 2008

    GEAR UP TO BATTLE A NEW BOSS CHARACTER ON OUR LATEST LEVEL!

    Map Name: l4d_vs_forums

    Boss Name: Uncle Nod
    Stats:
    HP: 1337
    Primary Attack: Utter Nonsense
    DPS: Incap in 4 seconds if he corners you and drones on about graphics over gameplay (Be sure to turn down your speakers for this guy!). Fellow survivors can attempt to melee from behind to stutter his speech. 0 damage if you do not face him directly and acknowledge his presence.

    Alternate Attack: His Friends
    DPS: 0, he doesn't have any. In fact, this rare ability causes the common zombie horde to leave his sight for 10 seconds. Take advantage Survivors!

    Weakness: Logic. Sound Judgement. Valve is introducing a new facet of gameplay to the L4D scene; Feign Zombie! Once per level, the Survivors can pretend to be one with the horde, adding an exciting new element to gameplay. This ability has a 20 second countdown, during which the zombies will have no idea who you are! If you utilize this ability in the presence of the dreaded Uncle, not only will he ignore you, but he'll comment on how nicely you are rendered and convince nearby zombies to leave the area as well! Win Win!



    WE HOPE YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS WE ARE TO UNVEIL THIS NEW CONTENT FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! CHECK BACK WHEN WE RELEASE OUR FIRST MAJOR UPDATE ON DECEMBER 17TH, The PSU Aftermath!

    In an exciting twist of fate, the Survivors find themselves pitted against colorful, lively characters in a environment much unlike their own! The doors are wide open for swords, magic and more! Players will now be able to take part in the following:

    Dragon Slaying
    Gold Farming
    Stat Padding
    And More


    __________________________________________________ _______________


    Left 4 Dead fan base disappears, L4D forums close, California breaks away from the US and renames itself Francis, and the real Zombie Apocalypse begins...


    Real Zombie Apocalypse? Get coding Valve!


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    on a side note, the cat in Doc's sig is freakin me out.


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    Quoted for truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by kenny007 View Post
    on a side note, the cat in Doc's sig is freakin me out.
    And well done once again, Kenny. You deserve not only the interwebz, but medalz too.

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    A cross I will bear for eternity...


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