If you where a zombie, who would you eat?

**HippyJipson** · 09-24-09, 08:31 PM

I would eat myself or megan Fox both would satisfy my needs...hunger, a hot meal, and the desire do something extreemly unlikely

**LordRhyme** · 09-27-09, 09:37 AM

i would eat my girlfriend shes so hot!

**Undlin** · 09-27-09, 01:25 PM

Megan Fox is disgusting x_x' so false and she's got less personality than my cheese grater :/

Thinking with survival in mind I'd eat the boomer, the bile would lure more zombies that I could eat after.

Thinking for funsies, I'd eat Kate Beckinsale, and time my sweet time <3

**Hoofshadow** · 10-15-09, 05:31 PM

Your mom. Oh wait, I already do that! Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

**Zoocozade** · 10-15-09, 06:17 PM

I can't really see the appeal of eating a sexy person. They provide no more nutrition than a regular person, and eating part of them spoils their sexyness. Plus, on the subject of performing "other" activities on them, I'm pretty sure the zombification would have caused reproductive organs to stop working or drop off. A zombie dry humping Jennifer Love Hewitt is just a pathetic sight XD

Thinking about it, I'd probably eat my old primary school bully. It would have to be slowly though, so he felt the pain. Maybe chewing off his arm and hitting him in the face with it a couple of times.

Now who's hitting themselves?

**arahzel** · 10-21-09, 02:40 PM

this.

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**~Tank~** · 11-30-09, 02:48 PM

a fatty

**The_Feesh** · 12-16-09, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by arahzel

this.

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:O where did you find this!? My mate is a big fan of zombies and hes vegan rofl, please if you get back to me I would me most happy!!!

Also I hate this band and thats the reason I don't know the girls name but the lead singer from Paramore is too fine, I would have to eat her

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