"So that's a Charger, huh? Heh. You know what they say about zombies with one big arm..."

"TITS!"

"HOLY SHIT! BIG FREAKING ZOMBIE!"

"I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge, you greasy vest-wearing monkey."

"I am literally full of shit."

"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate."

"I have not...come this far...to die now!"

"Name's Nick, but don't bother learning it 'cause I ain't sticking around long."

"The last time I saw this many crying women was at my wedding."

"I PISSED THE WITCH OFF!"