Fuck this game

**MotoZ** · 06-30-09, 08:28 PM

Fuck this game.

While creating an account it shows your password. I'm out.

It's like a weird tool to get kids used to shitting in front of their team mates.

The Boy Scouts did a better job at marketing.

**bust331** · 06-30-09, 08:31 PM

wat

**MotoZ** · 06-30-09, 09:08 PM

What wat?

Do you think that the Army paid for this game so kids would get gewd at p0wnZoring? Of course they didn't. It's a recruitment tool.

Among the first things that recruits get treated to is removing their personality, e.g. their hair. That's a known surprise.

What they don't know is that they have to shit on toilets without stalls. That's all good until you try to wipe your ass. Then you start to wonder. Do I wipe from the front or back? What do the other guys do? Will they make fun of how I do it? You start to conform because of bathroom stalls - or more accurately the lack thereof.

It's a liberating teamwork experience if you can get through it. It is also available by learning to sail boats. That let's your shit slide down one cheek before it hits the margarine sized toilet bowl that is angled under your ass. Accepting the laughter when you get out of the head makes you part of the club.

IMO AA3's exposing password crap is a cheap attempt at preparing kids for such exposure and teamwork.

Life isn't real until it smells.

**Blakeman** · 06-30-09, 09:14 PM

What exposing password crap? is what I think Bust meant.

**MotoZ** · 06-30-09, 09:24 PM

Blake,

The game shows your password as you register. It shows your shit.

**ninja|oaklandr** · 06-30-09, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by MotoZ

What wat?

Do you think that the Army paid for this game so kids would get gewd at p0wnZoring? Of course they didn't. It's a recruitment tool.

Among the first things that recruits get treated to is removing their personality, e.g. their hair. That's a known surprise.

What they don't know is that they have to shit on toilets without stalls. That's all good until you try to wipe your ass. Then you start to wonder. Do I wipe from the front or back? What do the other guys do? Will they make fun of how I do it? You start to conform because of bathroom stalls - or more accurately the lack thereof.

It's a liberating teamwork experience if you can get through it. It is also available by learning to sail boats. That let's your shit slide down one cheek before it hits the margarine sized toilet bowl that is angled under your ass. Accepting the laughter when you get out of the head makes you part of the club.

IMO AA3's exposing password crap is a cheap attempt at preparing kids for such exposure and teamwork.

Life isn't real until it smells.

Front to back.