Thread: L4D2 Terminology Guide

Heres some of my personal faves, they may have been aforementioned I skipped 3 pages

GRAWFUCKAHEHALP! - Please help me sir I seem to have be the victor of a triumphant leaping plague-ridden nipple twister.

WTFNOWAY! - Excuse me kind people, but it would seem these teams aren't quite just.

LAGGGG!!! - Oh bother my internet provider is taking a proverbial defecation on my personal computer system.

R - I slap you with my glove you ruffians!

RRRRRRR - Muliple slappings with my glove, respond you dishonourable scallywags!

GG - What what jolly good show.

GR - Jolly fine round.

GR....? - Well kind sires we thoroughly enjoyed trouncing you... How was it for you? Dire I fear...

NR - ​We saw your mischievous glove slap, but one of our knights has gone to the lavvy. (Or in response to GR/GR....?) Not quite so on our front we feel badly slighted and wish we didn't play this game in this wonderful eve.

HAHA,NS - Bravo you bested me whilst I sailed through the air fully intent in disembowelling you.

NO NO NO! - Oh Bother.

(*%^!@#()!@&*(^% - Oh silly me.

Eww TS! - Oh no you do not young squires! These teams are of stacked proportions, send (Blitz/Thor/Ira/Saw) our way we shalt send thee our most inefficient player as a replacement in order for a fair match.

JOCKJOCKJOCKJOCKJOCKJOCKJOCK - Excuse me! Hate to be a bother but can some dear fellow release me from the grips of this insidious perverted face molester!

I'm BOOMED! - Dear fellow I would love to help you but due to my lack of abilities I am being bested by a large flatulent man.

Originally Posted by maximusboomus

JOCKJOCKJOCKJOCKJOCKJOCKJOCK - Excuse me! Hate to be a bother but can some dear fellow release me from the grips of this insidious perverted face molester!

AKA, the sound a Kanati makes when set upon by a Jockey.

Another:
Smoked (direction). Smoked.... SMOKED! Still Smoked! Still fucking smoked! C'mon guys!: The sound a Walker makes when set upon by a Smoker.

Originally Posted by Morningfrost

Yeah....I lol'd at these, specially the final one.

And Walker, I'm afraid I've forgotten the sounds you make when hit, since SOMEone doesn't play very bloody often anymore

Soon

Originally Posted by Walkerxes

Soon

ominous...

Watch for the death chaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What everyone says immediately preceding and during being death charged.

Usually it's more like "watch for the death chaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh shit!"

Hunter - What I say before being pounced. In game.
Jockey - What I say before my face gets humped. In game... by a Jockey. The zombie thing.
Smoker - What I say before a tongue wraps me tightly. In game.
Charger - What I say before getting smacked from behind. In game.
Boomer - What I say before I wall-bang a fat ass. In game...
Spitter - What I call myself in bed. Not in game.

Originally Posted by Morningfrost

"There Goes Sherriff" - Comment made whenever a hunter misses a high pounce, then leaps away to set up and try again rather than continuing the hit with the team.

By the way, LOL.