Conversations during RVS Pregame Lobby

**RepressiveDuck** · 07-18-11, 06:46 PM

Ever wonder what the typical conversation is like when you're waiting for people to join your game. Unfortunate for Fly and Manno; I decided to speaking from the heart and lighten things up...

7/18/2011 600pm

kANG: any word on lfd3>
dB4d | fly: i have 35.5 hrs of l4d2 time in the past 2 weeks, 10.8 on css.
[IRON] (2)manno: canclled,
[IRON] (2)manno: no survivors
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: havent heard anything
dB4d | fly: lol
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: lol
dB4d | fly: brb, grabbing a snack
kANG: 21 and 3 for me
kANG: hit ur lists
[IRON] (2)manno: is this no mercy the same as the original?
FireDX: think so
FireDX: it's been a while since i played the original, at least 95% the same
[IRON] (2)manno: ok, at least i'll know the map
[IRON] (2)manno: original 4 special infected the same too?
[IRON] (2)manno: or did they tweak the hunter in to obsolensence
FireDX: same infected, they added some too
kANG: 6 now
[IRON] (2)manno: i knew there were new ones
[IRON] (2)manno: actually i've played this once before on a totaly different map months ago
[IRON] (2)manno: maybe even last year
kANG: hunter jockey charger spitter smoker boomer
kANG: i never played the first one
[IRON] (2)manno: i rocked the crap outta the 1st versoin
[IRON] (2)manno: was so long ago
kANG: 3 or 4 years?
[IRON] (2)manno: idk, probaby at least 2
[IRON] (2)manno: when i was winding down bf2, before css
[IRON] (2)manno: l4d was all i played
[IRON] (2)manno: oh and coh
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: well this is festive
[IRON] (2)manno: lol
[IRON] (2)manno: more beer! more wine!
[IRON] (2)manno: more women and music!
dB4d | fly: wtf
dB4d | fly: invite people
FireDX: i invited everyone on my friends list = /
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: I invited my entire friends list even the offline ones lol
[IRON] (2)manno: lol i have no friends...

[IRON] (2)manno: except for fired
[IRON] (2)manno: and he's here
dB4d | fly: who is manno?
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: that explains alot
[IRON] (2)manno: oh and flygirl
dB4d | fly: lol
[IRON] (2)manno: she's here too
dB4d | fly: i will cut you
[IRON] (2)manno: i'll shoot you first
dB4d | fly: lol
kANG: 3 more ladies
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: lol Kang that wasn't very "team player" of you last night jumping in the copter and leaving us with the tank
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: I thought it was funny
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: the other two began messaging me
kANG: ya...but after playing for about an hour...
kANG: and it was on normal
[IRON] (2)manno: ...
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: so...
[IRON] (2)manno: i just remembered what i didn't like about l4d
kANG: campaign though not vs
[IRON] (2)manno: the wait.. and wait... and then the drop... and the rando comp player... and the wait for another player...
[IRON] (2)manno: the background should be porn or something
[IRON] (2)manno: real movies
[IRON] (2)manno: cheesy slasher flicks and the like
dB4d | fly: lol
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: well lets talk about porn, shall we, what do u guys watch most often
dB4d | fly: there is a web browser built into steam

[IRON] (2)manno: rgr
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: I like Real Amateur stuff
[IRON] (2)manno: i like free
[IRON] (2)manno: or cheap
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: well ok lets put this into scenario...you go online to like xnxx.com which category do you choose
dB4d | fly: brb
dB4d | fly left.
dB4d | fly joined.
dB4d | fly: the other lobby is on the brideg
dB4d | fly: so they should be out any min
dB4d | fly: yep, out lol
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: 1) Amateur 2) POV 3) Squirting 4) Latina 5) Redheads
Mad RuSsIaN joined.
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: lol why am i telling you this...i dunno
dB4d | fly: omfg duck...
dB4d | fly: sup mad
dB4d | fly: brb checking lobby
dB4d | fly left.
dB4d | fly joined.
dB4d | fly: yeah they all bailed lol
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: I used to watch Asian but thats so cliche' and well its also ruined after my lesbian friend molly gave head to an asian girl
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: and her face smelled terrible for weeks
dB4d | fly: mad, invite whoever was in the other lobby with u

dB4d | fly: duck, seriously... i don't want to know what you watch while jerking off lol..
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: This is fun,,,
dB4d | fly: you guys didn't get residency yet, right?

***wuwhahaha black mail***
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: No but you cant fuck them over for me speaking about something totally harmless
dB4d | fly: lol
dB4d | fly: i was just messing with you..
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: lol i know
dB4d | fly: omfg..
dB4d | fly: 2 spots
dB4d | fly: sned invites
dB4d | fly: manno might rage if we dont hurry
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: by the way, am I the only one here who has had a girl slip me 2 fingers during a bj
dB4d | fly: i think so

.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: it was like...SURPRISE!!!!
dB4d | fly: what'd she do afterwards? wipe her hands on the sheets?
dB4d | fly: *fingers
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: bedside towel
dB4d | fly: lol
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: always bring one out when someone is over
dB4d | fly: even ur guy friends?
dB4d | fly:

.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: who knows what will happen: she squirts all over my face, I splooge on her back, they stick a finger(s) up my but
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: yea bedside towels come in handy no matter who is over
dB4d | fly: lol
dB4d | fly: i have to say... more interesting l4d2 lobby ever..
Mad RuSsIaN left.
[IRON] (2)manno: fail
dB4d | fly: see duck, you scared mad russian away
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: say my friend John has major wife aggro and needs to jerk off on the guest bed before he goes to sleep...bedside towel
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: lol
dB4d | fly: lol wow.
kANG: well...wtf
FireDX: dont think this game is happening
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: mr ruski cant take the heat...lol that is a pun
dB4d | fly:

dB4d | fly: i'm not giving up!
dB4d | fly: people are just eating dinner
dB4d | fly: watch, in 5 minutes this place will be full

.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: Fly wants to hear more
dB4d | fly: i think i've had enough.
[IRON] (2)manno: ur on fly
[IRON] (2)manno: 5 minutes
dB4d | fly: lol
dB4d | fly: maybe 10

.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: lol I wonder what people would say if I post this on the forums
.:OgX:. RepressiveDuck: Thread Title: Waiting for RVS
dB4d | fly: do it

**nihilanth311** · 07-18-11, 06:49 PM

tldr quack

**Morningfrost** · 07-18-11, 06:51 PM

I'm trying to figure out where the Repressive part of your name came from, cause you seem like an open friggin book to me lol.

**judedeath** · 07-18-11, 06:56 PM

What did I just read

**RepressiveDuck** · 07-18-11, 06:58 PM

O I'm a PhD Student studying political science...I study repression...so I wanted to choose a name that would capture both the harmlessness of my usual nice guy though talkative stupor (a duck) with my bloody and violent research interests. Thus a repressive duck might be referred to as a state or statesman who extrajudicially kills, disappears, tortures, and imprisons his own people but seams harmless in other facets.

Rep~Duck

**Stealthyking** · 07-18-11, 07:10 PM

Wow, This was pretty intense, ahaha, The last lobby i was in we were all showing off our nerdyness and had a 15-20min convo about computer parts and new ones comming out and which ones are compatible with each other...Ya twas good times. Love the l4d2 lobbies before the matches.

**enf** · 07-18-11, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by judedeath

What did I just read
video

Up and at them!

**Mr_Blonde_OPS** · 07-18-11, 07:55 PM

This was pretty entertaining. I never seen this side of you Duck.

**Savage** · 07-18-11, 08:06 PM

TMI. I didn't know manno played! I will have to start sending invites.

**Mr_Blonde_OPS** · 07-19-11, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Savage

TMI. I didn't know manno played! I will have to start sending invites.

If I'm correct, this was the first time he played in a very long time. Madmax and I are going to play co-op with custom maps today around 1 o'clock central. You want in?