Thread: Knee is finally better than kanati!

I've been waiting for this moment for a while now, so I've decided to make a holiday out of it. Today, November 6 (6 also representing the rank kanati is, and the rank nobody wants to be) is now dubbed "Knee is better than kanati day." (make sure you don't capitalize kanati's name)

To help us all celebrate, I've decided to create a poster. The first issue was finding a font to use:




For extra irony, I decided to use only the "Euro" fonts, as you can see in the above picture.



Here is the official poster for "Knee is better than kanati day.":





And of course, the math behind it.



For those of you who can't read my chalkboard:

"How much better is Knee than kanati?" You might say. First of all, don't interrupt me when I'm talking, that's rude. However, you do bring up a very good point. How can we celebrate this momentous occasion if we don't know how great knee is?

Top scientists have theorized that kanati could be as old as 42 years. This means he's had 42 years to play Left 4 Dead 2 while I've only had 17!
42 divided by 17 equals 2.47

Kanati's current score is 286,497. Knee's current score is 287,619.
287,619 minus 286,497 equals 1122.

Now, if we take our previous variable of 2.47 and multiply it by 1122, we get 2777.34

Since we're rounding up, Knee is 3000 times better than kanati. Wow!

Thank you all for helping me celebrate it... today, let us all be better than kanati.

You know... this won't last.

Dammit all, this is thee best thing I've seen today.

Originally Posted by SiLLy

wow LOL this looks a lot of work just to demoralize Kananti. Hate to break it to you knee...this holiday wont have an anniversary because Kanati was just letting you have rank 5 for a lil bit, to let you know how it taste, to let you know how awesome it is to be rank 5. You are taking Kanati's friendly gesture into a holiday? Enjoy it while it last, because he's going to take back whats rightfully his =)

Don't be silly, silly.

*Yawn*...let me know when you're at least top11 in 4 different TPG games...

Originally Posted by Pimp Trizkit

*Yawn*...let me know when you're at least top11 in 4 different TPG games...

Is that for this thread or the time you spent making it?

Originally Posted by Pimp Trizkit

Is that for this thread or the time you spent making it?

Ha, good point. Anyway, back on topic. What's your favorite part about me being better than kanati?

Well...let's see.

Knee
Lives with parents

Kanati
Lives on his own and has had sex

I think we really know who's best here.