Thread: Programming Poetry/Humor?

Lol yeah, I often found nobody got any of my jokes outside my colleagues.

One of my favorites I heard one of my professors say:

Q: why aren't jokes in octal funny?
A: because 7, 10, 11

I find whenever I tell my friends that one, they usually respond with groans rather than laughs.

What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic
Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays
Why do java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't C#

https://github.com/mame/quine-relay

The Speed-up Loop - The Daily WTF

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

The Speed-up Loop - The Daily WTF

hah! one of the best reads I've seen lately. Thanks for sharing

Maybe not so much humor
https://benkurtovic.com/2014/06/01/o...llo-world.html
https://www.cise.ufl.edu/~manuel/obfuscate/heathbar

The coding love

I love the intern ones...

Hahaha shatter, great post. There were some hilarious ones, my personal favorite was this one:

//Code sanitized to protect the foolish.
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Text;
using System.Reflection;
using System.Web.UI;

namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
/// <summary>
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
/// </summary>
/// <remarks>
/// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
/// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
/// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
/// </remarks>
public abstract class RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl
{
protected abstract Pager Pager { get; }

public void BindCompany(int companyId) { }

public RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl()
{
MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStup idity();
}

private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStup idity()
{
// Make sure nobody is actually using that fucking bindcompany method
MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly |
BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic);
if (m != null)
{
throw new RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException("No!! Don't use the fucking BindCompany method!!!");
}
// P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is fucking serious
}

/// <summary>
/// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything
/// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load
/// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves
/// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "fuckin'
/// gnarly, dude."
/// </summary>
protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()
{
return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey;
}

protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)
{
if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb() )
{
Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete);
Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
}
base.OnLoad(e);
}

protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();

void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();
}

// the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members
public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; }
public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; }
public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId);
public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; }
public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl()
{
return null;
}
}
}

https://s3.amazonaws.com/destroyalls...nz45H5VRECM%3D

https://s3.amazonaws.com/destroyalls...L9tq%2FYBtU%3D

Haha, this guy is hilarious. He's got some other good videos too on his site: https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/