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  • Her ass has a rear view camera.

    11 40.74%

  • Her left and right thighs have zip codes.

    8 29.63%

  • She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    8 29.63%
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  1. demonsgurl
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    08-28-07, 04:15 PM #11

    Re: Your mother

    Quote Originally Posted by cop1991


    Can I have points for trying?
    5 points for trying.
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    08-28-07, 04:17 PM #12

    Re: Your mother

    The escape velocity at your mom's surface exceeds 3 * 10^8 m/s.

    Yo Momma so stupid she thought you were an exceptionally large crap.

    Yo momma so fat, she uses the freeway to iron her underwear.

    Yo momma so dumb that she put 20 cents in a parking meter and said "Where the fuck's my gumball?"

    Yo momma so old that she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

    Yo momma so poor, she asks hobos to spare some change.
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    08-28-07, 04:17 PM #13

    Re: Your mother

    Quote Originally Posted by Benandorf
    What's a rear view camera? Would that be a rear view mirror?

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    Sure....if yo momma was a 2002. If she's one of the new 2007's or 2008's....she's better have a rear view camera....maybe even those beepy sounds when she backs close to things.

    I know my MDX has a camera....so I'd assume yo fat ass momma would too, ho.
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    If turd fergusons want to troll their lives away, that's the world's problem. Go read the CNN.com comments section, or any comments section, anywhere. All of the big threads are going to be the crazy people saying stupid shit.
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    08-28-07, 04:23 PM #14

    Re: Your mother

    I BANGED YOUR MOTHER!

    /got nothin'
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    08-28-07, 04:25 PM #15

    Re: Your mother

    Quote Originally Posted by ...bigdog...
    Quote Originally Posted by Benandorf
    What's a rear view camera? Would that be a rear view mirror?

    Voted.
    Sure....if yo momma was a 2002. If she's one of the new 2007's or 2008's....she's better have a rear view camera....maybe even those beepy sounds when she backs close to things.

    I know my MDX has a camera....so I'd assume yo fat ass momma would too, ho.
    You drive an acura? Come on big step it up.
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    08-28-07, 04:28 PM #16

    Re: Your mother

    mama jokes, nice.

    Welcome guys.
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    08-28-07, 05:33 PM #17

    Re: Your mother

    Quote Originally Posted by ...bigdog...
    Quote Originally Posted by Benandorf
    What's a rear view camera? Would that be a rear view mirror?

    Voted.
    Sure....if yo momma was a 2002. If she's one of the new 2007's or 2008's....she's better have a rear view camera....maybe even those beepy sounds when she backs close to things.

    I know my MDX has a camera....so I'd assume yo fat ass momma would too, ho.
    Rofl.

    Voted.
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    Bitches better run.
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    08-28-07, 05:38 PM #18

    Re: Your mother

    Merged.

    Bigdog's poll is better , sorry cop.
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    08-28-07, 05:39 PM #19

    Re: Your mother

    Wonder if you can send her to "Pimp Yo Momma" and get a 360 and big screen installed in the back.
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    08-28-07, 05:52 PM #20

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    LOL Nice Spaz lol :3

    And leave it up to my boy Petey "The Pivot Man" Pablo :1 to get personal!! Thanks my mommas crying right now! LMAO

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