Thread: Recruitment Application

Ok boys here it is!

I am officially applying to be the second oldest member of your team (just slightly behind B.S.) . When I say old I mean I hurt now not only when I get out of bed, but many times during the day, even when I bend down to tie my shoes. I feel I can distract our enemies with several methods including but not limited to - talking about weather, long lunches at luby's and daily wheel of fortune watching parties, denture talk, irregular bowl movements, and several other hidden talents.

Why TTP/tCz.: Actually I have a lot of fun playing on this server. I really enjoy the team play aspect, there are not a lot of other servers out there who offer that. There are a lot of good peeps here and I enjoy the shootouts we have together! Specifically with regards to tCz. I actually enjoy playing with many of the other teams on TTP but I sort of feel like my skill set works well with the people I've played with tCz. the most. PuN and I have actually played together before and am just starting to get to know some of you too. I, similar to B.S. tend to listen and lead at times and am really a laid back, just have fun type of player.

Stats: Here is a link to my pyschostats: http://67.19.3.130/css_stats/player.php?id=24368

What I have to offer: In addition to my lustly firm body, I have a wife and 7 month old son and work in DFW as an IT Director. No I am not actually offering my wife or kid.
Let's see - I don't build websites anymore, I do know a lot about technology, I always put my team before me, I at times can be a good source of comic relief when not tired or beat down. I think I have put together a good skill set and am always trying to think of the next best strategy, but at the same time I listen as well.

I've only been playing on TTP for a couple of months now and am sort of new to the forums so I can completely understand if I a little "too new". No hard feelings either way!

Thanks for the opportunity!

sigh...

Originally Posted by Pimp Trizkit

4. An active member of the community - A 50 post minimum is a requirement before your application will be looked at. The posts must be of quality and not just spam to fulfill this requirement.

I think a quote from a previous application thread says it best:

Originally Posted by Pimp Trizkit

Being able to read, comprehend, and apply the guidelines is one of the reasons we have it stickied. Involvement in the community is another equal part of what we look for. And not because you are forced to do so because you want to join a resident clan, but because you want to be here to help TTP grow, and to give back a little of what TTP gives us every time we connect.

If/when you fulfill this requirement, feel free to come back and reapply.

Locked.