Thread: Giving away TF2 hats, but I'm gonna have some fun in how I choose to give them away.

So I really don't care about TF2 hats anymore, besides the hats that I use often and actually matter to me. I'll make a list of things I'm willing to give away, but there's a catch; you have to write a five paragraph essay on the dumbest essay topics I can think of.


Backpack: TF2 Backpack - Knee of Justice


List of hats I will be willing to part with:
The Big Chief (not usable in crafting)
The Hetman's Headpiece
Dr. Dapper's Topper
Scotch Bonnet (not usable in crafting)
64 Crates (8 at a time)
Paint (Dunno how much at a time, we can talk about it later)
The Backbiter's Billycock
Exquisite Rack
Ellis Cap
Ellis Cap
Ghastlierest Gibbus
Ghastlierest Gibbus
Atheletic Supporter (I have two but I want to keep one)
The Superfan (I have two but I want to keep one)
Essential Accessories (I have two but I want to keep one)



I'll think of some good essay prompts in a bit and update this topic. Also I'm toying around with the ideal of renaming of to be something like "(TPG) The Big Chief" and "(TPG) Ellis Cap" but that would be pretty expensive so I'm not sure...



By the way, you cannot do the same essay as someone else, so you might want to let people know what you're doing


Prompts:
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1) Why windmills can be dangerous to birds (statistics, in depth analysis)
2) Success rate of marriages in France in comparison to other countries
3) Write a short story about painting a fence from the perspective of the fence.
4) How was your day three days ago? Also you have to write it backwards (you go to bed first and wake up last)
5) Analysis of why Knee of Justice is better than Kanati but not better than Bunni

I'll get more later.

Yeah.. But I am thinking of writing number three just for the fuck of it.

aw. maybe I should loosen up the requirements, but this is mostly for the lulz

Dammit Flame! I want 3, I had a dream a few weeks ago where I was a house and I was being painted. It would be perfect.

fine you can both do it

Prompt: In a developed essay: research, analyze, and explain what is wrong with a person willing to write an essay for pixels.

too bad you have to write about it. and on another forum I go to I've gotten people to write stupid stuff like this for tf2 hats, so they do exist xD

More wind... Its such a dry wind. I have been dry for so long. I think some day this wind will just blow me away. Just look at these cracks, wanes and checks. I feel, so, so, naked? Yes, I do believe that is the word they use. I just stand here naked, with out purpose really. The family with the dog, oh they were great. I did such a wonderful job keeping the dog and boy in the yard. The best part, was the woman. She needed me. Without me, people would have been able to see how naked she was. She always enjoyed those sunny days. I really dont understand why she enjoyed laying out in this hot sun. I dont have much choice, my posts run so deep in the ground and have quite a bit of concrete. It just doesnt make sense to come out into bright sun naked. I wish I could be clothed or at least covered from the hot sun.

There was that one time, ah yes, such a wonderful evening. I felt the cool touch, so moist at first then just a nice smooth coating. It was kinda spotty but I enjoyed it while it lasted. Ah but that man, he was so abusive to me. Scraping and sanding and spraying me with rain. He cursed like it was my fault. I just stood here and absorbed that wonderful coating, spotty as it may have been it was a great night. His wretched scraping, gasp, such a horrible day. Why would he scrape such comfort from me. Leave me in agony and spray me with rain and stomp off. Ugh, it was a joy to see him go, except he took the boy, the dog and the woman. The only ones who truly needed me.

I dont think this new man has hardly noticed me. The first time I saw him he kicked me and muttered and walked off with that silly man in the suit. Why, why cant any one appreciate me.

What is this, what are these people doing running there hands and yellow tape up and down over me. The new man just keeps pointing at me. Ugh, I am a protector not some thing to be poked and prodded. Ah, they are leaving now, I showed them. There back, where did they go, it has only been half the morning. What are they doing? Wait, wait, aghh!! Oh, Ooo! Thats cold. A little lower, oh yeah, dont stop! That is just amazing. I feel, I feel good! What is this, this makes me feel like the days when I first left the mill. I don't feel so naked anymore. Oh yeah big strokes of amazingness. Oh yeah the corners, mmm! Wait, wait, you cant stop, this is feeling so goooood. So wet and cool. My other side, you have completely forgot my other side! Sandwiches, who can eat at a time like this! The sun is hot, I want that cool protection all over! Wait, there coming back, yes, yes indeed they are coming back! Oh, my, this is even better! My, oh my that was fun but I am feeling a bit bare again, what happened to my beautiful clothes! They are thread bare. Dont just stand there and look at me! Oh now they're poking me, what good does that do... Again, oh again, yes make me wet again! Ah, this is so cozy. What a happy day. They love me, I feel so needed! Wait, where are you all going, it's getting dark, wont you stay here, I thought you loved me! Come back! Come back! Alone, again, at least I dont feel naked anymore.