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    Dear Engineers,

    Please continue doing what you do best: sandwiching yourselves between a dispenser and a sentry.

    Targets <----[Sentry] (Engi) [Disp] (Very happy spy)

    Please continue to whack your sentry mindlessly as I pop a revolver round into the back of your head and let the sentry turn around to finish the job. Please continue placing your dispensers so that the target detector on the sentry detects me, but the guns on the sentry simply load rockets and bullets into the dispenser harmlessly.

    Also, please continue to underestimate the power of the revolver. Kindly continue charging us in a straight line with a wrench out swinging with reckless abandon.

    With much appreciation,
    Zenteran

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    I despise you :P Lol. Been working on my engineer tactics lately and have come to find out that staying not directly on but around your Sentry works pretty well. I haven't seen Agent, Teliko, or any other good spies around in a good while so my anti spy tactics are somewhat rusty. The flag room in CTF_Well is so hard to defend when your the only engi

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    Your wonderful spy duo of Teliko and Agent have been playing WAR with me lately. Maybe the three of us will be back shortly to pwn you again. Or maybe we'll be disguised...Spy sapping my black orc!

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    Great job keeping that evil monkey with the big gun off our backs last night Zen.
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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    LOL Zen.

    I thought the engineers were supposed to be the smart ones?!

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    The pesimist says "The glass is half empty"

    The optomist says "The glass is half full"

    The Engineer says "The glass is too big"

    Fire



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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    Quote Originally Posted by Willderness
    The pesimist says "The glass is half empty"

    The optomist says "The glass is half full"

    The Engineer says "The glass is too big"

    Fire
    In real life, I love engineering. In TF2, engineers look like big dumb monkeys to me. Here's another good one.

    A priest, a rabbi, and an engineer are out on a golf course. They've just finished the 3rd hole, and are waiting on a team of obnoxiously slow firemen who don't seem to know how to play golf at all. They go to the club manager and complain about the firemen.

    "Oh," says the club manager, "those firemen saved our course from a terrible fire many years ago, but they lost their sight in the process. So, we decided to allow them to play for free on the links!"

    "Ah, how sad," says the priest, "I will mention this in next Sunday's petitions."

    "Yes, yes, I will offer my deepest prayers for them in the Synagogue," says the rabbi.

    The engineer stands and thinks for a moment, and then finally asks, "So, why can't you just let them play at night?"

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    Quote Originally Posted by Miltonite
    Great job keeping that evil monkey with the big gun off our backs last night Zen.
    Yeah him and Ewok were cut down in a few crucial instances.
    Quote Originally Posted by ATEXANnHISGUN View Post
    given the right set of circumstances I can motivate myself to eat a plate full of shit.

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    LOL! I was very sandwiched in last night on fastlane, but I thought it worked well in one position (final cap right around the corner on the right of the lower entrance).

    I am guilty of placing the dispenser right behind me so I can keep spys from backstabbing, get health and ammo and hit the sentry if under attack...seems like a good idea to me.

    Great post, laff out loud funny!
    "Political Correctness is a cancer to our Society and a Direct Threat to our free speech," The Oozish One

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    Re: Dear Engineers,

    Also Engies, continue to crouch so I can jump on your head.

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