So wrong....but so hilarious

**Mr.Expendable** · 05-09-10, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by Zelmon

(The gummy bears attacked reminded me of this)

In my high school german class we (small groups) had to build a gingerbread house and then have other grades/classes vote. So of course my friends and I did a gummy bear attacks theme. We built a small scale street and small house with gummy bears charging around pulling down candy cane light poles, drowning each other in the jello pond, santa in a graham cracker tank, etc.. We got two votes!!!! Wish I had taken a picture of it now, but that was WAY before picture phones

That pretty epic, no lie
Lol this thread is starting to sound like an old foke's home with all the reminiscing of old times

jk

**Watsyurdeal?** · 05-09-10, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

Nah, I did it too, it's just only you and I have the balls to admit it.

**Zelmon** · 05-09-10, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

Nah, I did it too, it's just only you and I have the balls to admit it.

I thought thats the only way to eat them? Of course I usually just went in for the classic straight up decapitation. I'm just impressed you can take out just their eyes. Maybe you just ate larger gummy bears than I did.

**drfroob** · 05-09-10, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

I used to do that with ginger bread men, so it probably isn't too creepy, right...?

**Watsyurdeal?** · 05-09-10, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by drfroob

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

I used to do that with ginger bread men, so it probably isn't too creepy, right...?

You're a medic so nah

**Sketch** · 05-10-10, 09:41 AM

My smalltown high school science courses were boring. About the most exciting we ever saw was a peanut burning for about five minutes in a biology class. Whoop-dee-do.

We did, however, take out a light fixture with a valve spring from a V6 in physics, though. :9

**PulpySnowboy** · 05-10-10, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

My process:
1. Stand gummy bear upright.
2. Smash down vertically until flat.
3. Wait as the bear slowly and groggily stands back up.
4. Squeeze the hands, feet, and ears out into pancake-like discs.
5. Dismember and consume.
6. Sigh contentedly and repeat.

-Pulp

**drfroob** · 05-10-10, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

Originally Posted by drfroob

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

I used to do that with ginger bread men, so it probably isn't too creepy, right...?

You're a medic so nah

All of my knowledge of healing came from eating ginger bread men as a child

**Zelmon** · 05-10-10, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by PulpySnowboy

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.

Man....I was a creepy kid..

My process:
1. Stand gummy bear upright.
2. Smash down vertically until flat.
3. Wait as the bear slowly and groggily stands back up.
4. Squeeze the hands, feet, and ears out into pancake-like discs.
5. Dismember and consume.
6. Sigh contentedly and repeat.

-Pulp

Musta taken you a while to finish off a bag at that rate,