Unban request, Slasher

**~~Slasher~~** · 10-07-07, 10:56 PM

#1. Why do you think you got banned?
I think I must have been banned because someone accused me of walling on the other team, then we were talking about sambo and hero hacking, and I said (sarcasticly) well you don't need to worry about them you have to worry about me since I must be walling.
#2. What server were you on? I was on the Original CS:S server, not the gungame or top5 maps. I don't know who banned me, a lot of admins were on.
#3. Why should you be unbanned?
I wasn't hacking, I don't even know where to get hacks...
#4. A written statement that you will refrain from doing anything that will get you banned again.
I will never or have never hacked and won't do anything else to get me banned.

**Vulcan30** · 10-07-07, 11:00 PM

I was there with him... Admin said he was banned for joking around with walling... Jokes about hacking are often the topic of conversation in the server. Hard to bite my tongue on this one.

**Citizen X** · 10-07-07, 11:04 PM

Thanks you for posting in proper format

As a rule, you can joke all you like about others hacking. Just dont joke that you are hacking.

This was a 30 minute ban, I knew you were joking, but it is something we take serously. Nothing personal.

See you in a few.

**~~Slasher~~** · 10-07-07, 11:07 PM

Ok I'm sorry about being a bad boy, I was afraid I would never play again! Being that's the only server I play on, I'll seeya guys all tomorrow have a good game.

**Citizen X** · 10-07-07, 11:09 PM

np, see you then. Thx for keeping a cool head.

**Paintball Zombie** · 08-16-09, 01:47 AM

post any jokes you heard or made up here!

chuck norris sleeps with the lights on
its not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark
its because the dark is afraid of chuck norris

EDIT: sorry about the lights off thing thanks joe for pointing it out

**Hightops** · 08-16-09, 01:52 PM

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of the cannibals looked to the other one and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
- Wadsworth Fallout 3

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, he then asks the waiter how much? The waiter replies, "No Charge"
- Wadsworth Fallout 3

A blonde in an interview for a job as a cop.
Cop: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Cop: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Cop: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
- My friend sent it to me

**Dead Prodigy** · 08-16-09, 02:03 PM

Not really jokes, but hey, they made me laugh.

How to speak Chinese!

I believe you are harbouring a criminal: Hu Yu Hai Ding.

I bumped the coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni.

Stay out of sight: Lei Ying Lo.

I want to see you: Kum Heer Nao.

That's so fantastic: Fa Kin Supah.

**Danomeon** · 08-16-09, 02:08 PM

I was going to tell you a joke about a pizza, but it was too cheesy.

An old man and a young woman are walking in a forest. The young woman says to the old man, "Gee, it sure is scary here." The old man turns to her and says, "You think this is scary? I have to walk back alone!"

**imported_Parlock** · 08-16-09, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by xXdj sniperXx

post any jokes you heard or made up here!

chuck norris sleeps with the lights off
its not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark
its because the dark is afraid of chuck norris

Fail. At life.

Chuck norries sleeps with the lights ON.
It's not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.
It's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

I iz in ur thred, fixin' ur jokes.