Banned!

**the MASK** · 07-09-11, 10:39 AM

Although it is fun to watch everyone waste their time 'cheating' trying to avoid a crescendo and then turning around and setting it off anyways.:rofl:

Ahh the joys of listening to them cry while they vote kick me off is always fun.

The last thing they hear from me before I get kicked is. "Learn how to play".

You don't have more knowledge or skill because you know how to avoid playing the game. You lack testicular fortitude...and common sense.

I can't speak for everyone... But i enjoy playing the game not skipping it or breaking it.

Everytime I hear some whiney bastard in a pub game start rambling " Hey guys i know a trick" Im just waiting to screw them over..lol. Tick Tock...

**H2O Wheatley** · 07-10-11, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Darth Betty

Why can't people just play the game it was meant to be played

Rep'ed. +1,000

**BryantG** · 07-10-11, 10:01 AM

Now let's not get shortcuts and glitches confused guys. Glitching would be standing at the carousel box in Dark Carnival 2 as an unspawned Infected. I'm sure we all know the carousel gate won't open if you do that. Is it cheating? Nope. Glitching? Yes.

No Mercy, walking off the roof, landing on that circuit box, and rushing it to the saferoom on the first level? Cheating? No. Glitching? No. Shortcut? Yes.

Dark Carnival 1, the truck shortcut, jumping on the tire and walking to the billboard. Again, not glitching, just a shortcut. Dark Carnival 3, instead of turning off the rollercoaster alarm, jump onto those hedges to the right and its a 3 second run to the saferoom. Glitching? Nope, just a shortcut.

The airplane in Swamp Fever? It's not a glitch, just a stupid, unnecessary shortcut. The crescendo in Swamp Fever 3 can also be avoided, simply start it, and there's some rocks you can jump over. Is it a glitch? Nope, a shortcut.

In Team Versus, the airplane and No Mercy shortcut might be the only ones teams don't do, they're too risky and pointless really. People are going to do anything it takes to win, if it means completely dodging a cresecndo or a part of the map, so be it. Do I approve? If the other team is going to do it, no point in not doing them.

**the MASK** · 07-10-11, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by BryantG

Now let's not get shortcuts and glitches confused guys. Glitching would be standing at the carousel box in Dark Carnival 2 as an unspawned Infected. I'm sure we all know the carousel gate won't open if you do that. Is it cheating? Nope. Glitching? Yes.

No Mercy, walking off the roof, landing on that circuit box, and rushing it to the saferoom on the first level? Cheating? No. Glitching? No. Shortcut? Yes.

Dark Carnival 1, the truck shortcut, jumping on the tire and walking to the billboard. Again, not glitching, just a shortcut. Dark Carnival 3, instead of turning off the rollercoaster alarm, jump onto those hedges to the right and its a 3 second run to the saferoom. Glitching? Nope, just a shortcut.

The airplane in Swamp Fever? It's not a glitch, just a stupid, unnecessary shortcut. The crescendo in Swamp Fever 3 can also be avoided, simply start it, and there's some rocks you can jump over. Is it a glitch? Nope, a shortcut.

In Team Versus, the airplane and No Mercy shortcut might be the only ones teams don't do, they're too risky and pointless really. People are going to do anything it takes to win, if it means completely dodging a cresecndo or a part of the map, so be it. Do I approve? If the other team is going to do it, no point in not doing them.

Glitches,, Short cuts, its all the same shit. Cheating is Cheating if it breaks the game.

The only thing i really don't consider cheating is jumping over the truck on Dark Carni 1 and the Swamp Fever 3 rock jump because its really NOT that big of a short cut and can cause more problems than actually help.

Skipping cresendo events or huge parts of a map in vs.. Hell, even thinking about it in VS makes that person a pathetic little bitch in my books.

Watching people bash the NO mercy door down.. BITCHHHHHESS... Skip the plane on SW and better make way for BITCCCHES comming though.

Do i approve of it ..Hell Nooo.. And i would rather suck roadkill pudding through a sewer rats large intestine than sink to such a bitch level.

Thing is if anyone even considers skipping Mo Mercy 1 just put me on your block list and avoid any contact with me at all times on this game. Cause if i wanted to play with stupid shit i'd have my hand in Georges W. Bush's old man diapers all day long.

This game is about killing zombies. People paid money to kill zombies. Yet people actually sit there and want to think of ways to avoid killing zombies and surger coat it???

Thats like going to a whore house, paying for 3 BJs and jumping out the window before the 1st one starts.. WOW... AWESOME!!!!

Some people will do anything to win.. Which in includes trying to cheat, fail at cheating and then quitting ASAP or VOTE SPAM. Wasting my time and others.

Dumbass's... :rofl:

Even funnier is that some people actually think they are smart or skilled because they know how to cheat.

**Mast3rgam3r** · 07-10-11, 12:33 PM

Glitching is a form of cheating. If you skip part of the campaign then you get a huge advantage. That's why they fix stuff in versus before they do in campaign.

**Mince** · 07-10-11, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by the MASK

Although it is fun to watch everyone waste their time 'cheating' trying to avoid a crescendo and then turning around and setting it off anyways.:rofl:

Yeah, I'm sure you remember this from our game Dragonheart. ;)

**BryantG** · 07-10-11, 01:14 PM

Skipping NM1 is weak, and you can get so fucked over, it's ridiculous. There's always the one guy who makes it, one guy hangs off the ledge, one misses the circuit box and dies, and the last guy is smoked or pounced. And then Restart Chapter vote comes on which is annoying on Xbox because even if it's majority of No's, it still does it.

Tank mode is where I learned all these shortcuts if I didn't know them already, because if anyone plays Tank mode competitively.. haha. I rage the hardest on Tank mode.

**KillerJay** · 07-10-11, 01:21 PM

Taaaank was fun. I used every shortcut I knew, and half the time, won because of it. I love using infected ladders though; I cleared half the Parish 3 or 4 map because I used ONE ladder lol.

Anyway, in campaign, shortcuts CAN be fine, I guess, but in Versus, it's a big no no. It takes the fun out of the game, and half the time, people'll fail said shortcut/glitch/whatever and spam the restart chapter vote. It's just not something you should do in versus, it's a stupid thing to even try and think about.

Worst glitch I've encountered though? The Spawning Pistols glitch. Spawn as many pistols as you can and the game actually lags HARDCORE, and it makes it extremely unfair.

**Malevolence** · 07-10-11, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by KillerJay

Worst glitch I've encountered though? The Spawning Pistols glitch. Spawn as many pistols as you can and the game actually lags HARDCORE, and it makes it extremely unfair.

Played against some nerds back in my xbox days on team versus and they tried this. Apparently if as you're infected you go and scratch the pile of pistols the lag wears off. Kids got shit on.

**KillerJay** · 07-10-11, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Malevolence

Played against some nerds back in my xbox days on team versus and they tried this. Apparently if as you're infected you go and scratch the pile of pistols the lag wears off. Kids got shit on.

... Really now? I might try this next time I encounter it. I never knew you could do that, I just thought you'd have to grin and bear it.